Poor Fred Willard

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By Nads | Thursday, July 19, 2012 | 3:07 pm | 19 Comments
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Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when the cops caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater during a routine inspection. Well, Fred is of course defending himself and saying he did nothing wrong. His lawyer told TMZ, “With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law…We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”

His lawyers aren’t saying his pants WEREN’T down, they’re just saying he did nothing wrong. So maybe he had his pants down to air out his legs? It does get hot in Hollywood in the summertime. Can you blame a man? I just hope he wasn’t trying to make it grow…

Poor Fred. Can’t they just leave the dirty man alone? The good news is there is light at the end of the tunnel…Pee Wee was able to make a comeback, so I guess there’s room for Fred. 

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    I’m sorry…please clarify. Were the cops doing a routine inspection or was Fred?

  2. 2
    itchy itchy
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    I didn’t realize porn theaters still existed.

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    sigh……..where do I begin?????? I guess at the top–
    @1 CAtty– bbwwahhaaahhaaaa “routine inspection”

    @2 Itchy– me either– I guess as an older guy he doesn’t use the computer?? But hasn’t he “amassed” (shall we say?) a porn collection?

    And to Fred’s lawyer—was Fred “working vigorously” too???????

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    bbwwahhaaahhhaaaa—- he has JAZZ HANDS !!!!!! Lets see Gia Guidice do that

    Oh Lord– what did I say ???

  5. 5
    OutHouseCat
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Is anybody else on here old enough to remember Fernwood 2Night? God, I used to love that show when I was in college.

    And I think Bravo could really use UBS’s tagline – Where we put U before the BS! Not that Bravo does, but it might make them think…No it wouldn’t. Never mind.

  6. 6
    Iona Trailer
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    What is the bloody point of having porn theaters if you can’t jerk off?

    ..and for this to happen in Hollywood. Were the cops that bored this week?

  7. 7
    Fan-Ann
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    As far as making a comeback like Pee Wee, I’m not sure there’s time. Poor guy is 78. Aw Fred, I think I’ll watch Best in Show in your honor.

  8. 8
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Back when Pee Wee got in trouble he was a children’s TV star and we weren’t used to mainstream celebrities having sex tapes. It’s a different world.

  9. 9
    maryedith
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    @OuthouseCat, I watched reruns of Fernwood Tonight when they first came on Nick at Night. It’s still one of my favorite shows. The guy with the chin strap and pictures of the “CaBunny”? The insane child starlet? Martin Mull and Fred were genius. I don’t care what Fred was doing in a adult movie theater – he’s awesome.

  10. 10
    Stacey
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    If he was standing on the corner of Hollywood and Vine I could see it being a problem but isn’t that what those porn theaters are for? Guess its ok to release a sex tape to the masses but not enjoy a movie and some monkey spanking!

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    @Fann-Ann, I watched Best In Show last weekend. “Where’s Busy Bee?! You forgot busy bee!!” Fred was hilariously annoying and inappropriate in that..

    Funny story, when I worked as a tour guide in South America, my group and I were staying overnight in Belem, Brazil. The church fair was over since my last visit so I asked the hotel receptionist what was going on in town. She said not much (low season) but suggested a movie theater across from the main cathedral square. (Irony in 3,..2,…) I take them to the theater and the only posters up were girls bent over backwards, or flashing areola, or squatting spreadeagle in teensy weensy g-strings. Upon closer inspection of the movie titles…yep, it was a porn house! My group gave me a major side-eye over that, but lucky for me they were young enough not to have clutched their pearls. I had a few 50-60+ guests that definitely would’ve fired a letter off to corporate.
    (Side note: I never met up with the receptionist again to find out why she sent us there. Maybe the theater played MPAA rated films as well. But from then on, we stuck to the movie theaters in the malls.)

  12. 12
    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    I was scared for a second that he had died or was injured somehow so him jerking off was a relief to read! like everyone else is saying, isn’t that what a porno theatre is for? it’s also kind of cute & quaint in a way, like “aww, look what grandpa did”, ha! it also kind of reads like a misguided attempt to get some publicity .. and I would rather read about Fred with his pants down than see another crotch shot of Lindsey.

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    The photo above says it all: The jazz hands pleading innocence, juxtaposed a phallic symbol that, if you squint, becomes a labia majora.

    The verdict is in: Fred Willard is just a victim of circumstance.

  14. 14
    lindaw205
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 12:05 am

    I loved Best in Show, too! They need to leave Fred Willard alone…..he was just doing what comes natural in a porn theater for goodness sake! Geez. They should just hand out a condom with each ticket so no one makes a mess!

  15. 15
    itchy itchy
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 1:52 am

    Fernwood Tonight was groundbreaking stuff. Really great show.

  16. 16
    mnkid
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 4:45 am

    Here’s a connection. Fred Willard played Robert Barone’s father in law on “Everybody Loves Raymond.” On that show Pee Wee Herman played the son of Fred Willard who owned the comic book shop where Raymond went to buy a Hackidu trading card. (The character was later played by Chris Elliot.) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0574168/
    Six degrees of Pee Wee Herman!

  17. 17
    cosmonala
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 7:46 am

    I think Fred Willard should be applauded. He is 78 and still interested in sex and is able to take matters into his own hand. Bravo, sir!

  18. 18
    David
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    It might be more appropriately called JIZZ HANDS!

  19. 19
    BelowSeaLevel BelowSeaLevel
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    I didn’t notice the jazz hands at first, distracted by how happy he looks in this picture. Hopefully, he was at least this happy before the “routine inspection” and can get back to his happy place soon.

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