Rachel Uchitel, You’re Fired!

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By Nads | | 2:04 pm | 2 Comments
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Rachel Uchitel got canned by Donald Trump! Apparently, Trump offered Rachel a spot on the next season of Celeb Apprentice, and when he found out that she was doing Celeb Rehab he reneged on the offer. TMZ was the source that broke the news to Trump, and he responded, “It’s a terrible decision.  We have zero interest in her now…Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and ‘Celebrity Rehab’ is not.  I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that’s available.  I’m moving on.”

Either way, whatever show Rachel shows up on will be a huge ratings boost for that network, and frankly VH1 needs it more than NBC.

Plus, Rachel is such an egomaniac that Celeb Rehab will be a much better showcase for her, as it will be all about her and she’ll get to tell “her side of the story,”–how Tiger really LOVED her, and how she’s so addicted to Valtrex sex. If she appeared on Celebrity Apprentice, it will be all about the game, and the challenges, not her “reality.” In this situation, everyone wins.

I say dropping Rachel was a good dump for Trump.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    marijai
    Posted July 19, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    I bet Tiger’s people will be watching every word she says to make see if she violates the confidentiality agreement she signed when she got all of the money from Tiger not to take her story public. She must be really fucked up, a fame whore, or both. Unless she’s burned through Tiger’s $10 million ;-)

  2. 2
    nads
    Posted July 20, 2010 at 8:33 am

    So true. I’m so curious to see what she’ll say, or won’t say. That girl is a MESS. I’ll be watching the show for her–just out of curiosity.

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