Ready For This? Britney Spears Is Going To Write A Novel!

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By Nads | Tuesday, November 6, 2012 | 4:15 am | 6 Comments
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I’m sorry, I really should have video blogged about this because I wish you could see my reaction writing this. Britney Spears is going to right wright, rite write a novel! Well, by write I mean she’s going to have a scribe and dictate words as she eats cheetos. The Hollywood Reporter is claiming that her novel will be fiction, but based on reality like Lauren Conrad’s book, L.A. Candy. I CAN’T WAIT to hear Britney’s version of fiction, I mean she lived it everyday. Think she’ll talk about her barefoot drug store days, or the paparazzi umbrella days? How about when she shaved her head? Or what about the time she claimed she was a virgin…or how about the time when she did a reality show with her backup dancer husband that later appeared to Celebrity Fit Club? Oh, the possibilities are endless!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 8:06 am

    I love fantasy, but this might me a trifle much.

    Knowwadimsayin’?

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 8:31 am

    I hope she writes it while she’s on Meth ( as reports say she’s an addict, of course).

    That would be some read.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Ha! She’d finish the book in 10 minutes with illustrations and all!!

  4. 4
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Maybe it’ll be a pop up book. Those are fun.

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 10:20 am

    D. All of the Above!

  6. 6
    merry
    Posted November 7, 2012 at 7:32 am

    It can’t be any worse than Tyra Banks’ \novel.\ Right? Oh, hell, please tell me it can’t be worse!

    Having worked in a bookstore, I know exactly how much crap fills those shelves. I mean, the Kardashians have \written\ books. Kate Gosslin has more than one out there and those are very obviously ghostwritten. My manager was downright embarassed that we had to stock OJ Simpson’s \If I Did It.\ Considering all that, I’m willing to have hope for Britney’s literary career.

    (Related note, I was once prank-called at the bookstore. Stupid, right? But this teenaged girl called, thinking she was oh-so-funny, and asked for a biography of Paris Hilton for a school report. She was so sure that I’d be running around like a headless chicken trying to find one. Prank fail: we had THREE. Just food for thought: there are three separate biographies of Paris Hilton out there. That means that three people bothered to write about her AND managed to get professionally published. …sometimes I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore.)

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