Real Housewives of Miami Coming Tomorrow!

Watercooler

By Flipit | Monday, February 21, 2011 | 3:00 pm | 13 Comments
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The newest gang of Housewives will be gracing our TVs tomorrow night, and to celebrate, three of the girls are doing the pr rounds. Today we have Lea, Alexia, and Marisol on the phone. This call lasted over an hour, and these women are already like polished politicians, avoiding as much controversy with their answers as possible while plugging Bravo hard.

Especially Lea, who started off by saying how proud she is to be a part of such an amazing franchise. She went on to compliment Bravo and Andy and the caterers and the camera guys and the drivers and the sound guys. Good lord woman, shut up. She also gave Miami its due and said she was really here to showcase what a fabulous city it is and how much it has to offer and blaaahblaaahblahhhhh. Is this bitch a real estate agent? Cuz she’s selling away. I will say that I have great hopes for her because politicians are usually evil and evil means great Housewives episodes.

She was sure to let us know that this franchise isn’t about “table flipping drama”, it’s more fun and light. Way to get us to change the channel, dumdum! She also says there’s not really a villain, which means she’s either lying or she’s the villain and just doesn’t know it. I’m going with option B because she’s the one making smart ass remarks in the preview about someone’s marriage announcement: “I didn’t know he needed a green card!” LOL. I think I’m gonna love this one.

Alexia is another good villain candidate, because she said that the Housewife she most identifies with is NeNe. YIKES. Not because of her drunken shouting matches (sad horns), but because of her issues with her son. She got a tad bit defensive about her kid’s underage drinking and defended her rearing skills. All kids wanna go to clubs! It’s natural! Well, I suppose so, but so is poop. And no one approves of poop. Natural doesn’t equal ok, ok?

Marysol seems kinda clueless and really funny. She is the one with the mom who says “I’m a witch” in the preview, and apparently the woman wasn’t kidding. On Marysol’s wedding day, Witch told her that if she didn’t wear a strand of decades old pearls, the marriage would be cursed. Marysol suspected her mom bought that shit at Claire’s like the week before and was just being a drama queen, so she refused. Sure enough, the marriage failed hard. So, does she blame the Witch? Nah. Sure, she cursed the marriage but after a couple of years Marysol was cursing it too. HA. Goes to show you that a pearl necklace can make or break a good thing.

Alexia had the least to say, but she hinted that her husband’s gonna be a real ass for most of the season. He didn’t wanna do the show at first, and it almost led to a divorce. Don’t feel bad, these shows lead to divorce for most of the cast members, girl. Welcome to the family!

The ladies promised us more gays than any of the other shows, and the previews have promised us more bikinis, more laughs, and less Frasier. YAY!

Real Housewives of Miami premieres tomorrow night, Feb 22, on Bravo. The recap will be up the second the show is over on the West Coast. See you then!

Flipit
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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    Nads, LOL. You were on a roll writing this one! Must be the excitement of the new series and being in Miami. Great post.

    I was a little bleh about this one at first, but am looking forward to it now.

    Hope you’re having fun in Miami :-)

    TC, Robin

  2. 2
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Let the snark begin!

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-real-housewife-miami-mother-arrested-dui-see-mug-shots

  3. 3
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    OOOOps..

    Ummm, Thanks for the post flipit!

    TC, Robin

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    @where’smycoffee: Did you notice that Elsa’s arresting officer decided not to come to court? She probably put a curse on him!

  5. 5
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Where does it say that the AO didn’t show for court? In any case, it wouldn’t have mattered. She pled to a lesser charge so he wasn’t needed.

    Robin

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    It says on Dlisted that the charges were dropped because the arresting officer didn’t show up. Who knows which story is the accurate one.

  7. 7
    nads
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    ha! i wish i wrote them. that’s ur famous flipit!! i’m posting pics now of the party. elsa was amazing!!!!

  8. 8
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    I was only going by what was actually cited. She pled, the cop didn’t have to be there and the lawyer ran off with the spoon.

    TC, Robin

  9. 9
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 21, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    I realized from your first post that you read the Radar post. I, however, did not. I read it on Dlisted days ago and when I saw the link, I knew what story it was referring to. If the sites each have different versions, then you can choose which is more credible. Frankly, not really worth debating over. Either way, if I see her on the road, I’ll let her pass. But if I see her at the bar, I’m buying her a shot.

  10. 10
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 22, 2011 at 12:09 am

    It might be a good idea to also cite when you refer to an article. I read the Radar link because the poster was kind enough to provide it.

    Unfortunately there wasn’t another link to compare and choose per your reccomendation. I am glad that you knew what story it was referring to, I didn’t. Frankly, I will debate whenever I want to. When I want to. “A healthy debate is never a bad thing. Somebody always learns something”. ( Mr.Pettigrew,teacher,circa 1980)

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 22, 2011 at 12:16 am

    Yawn. A debate is only healthy when both parties are interested. However, what I’ve learned, is that some people just can’t help themselves.

  12. 12
    itchy
    Posted February 22, 2011 at 1:24 am

    Oh you two. One day we’re going to stuff the two of you together in a canvas bag and let you fight it out once and for all.

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 22, 2011 at 1:29 am

    @Itchy..how can I avoid the wrath of an angry troll? Oops, I mean, a contributing member of TVgasm society. I would love it if a week went by without her hunting me down for a tired ass scuffle but what can one do? Persistence beats resistance.

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