The newest gang of Housewives will be gracing our TVs tomorrow night, and to celebrate, three of the girls are doing the pr rounds. Today we have Lea, Alexia, and Marisol on the phone. This call lasted over an hour, and these women are already like polished politicians, avoiding as much controversy with their answers as possible while plugging Bravo hard.
Especially Lea, who started off by saying how proud she is to be a part of such an amazing franchise. She went on to compliment Bravo and Andy and the caterers and the camera guys and the drivers and the sound guys. Good lord woman, shut up. She also gave Miami its due and said she was really here to showcase what a fabulous city it is and how much it has to offer and blaaahblaaahblahhhhh. Is this bitch a real estate agent? Cuz she’s selling away. I will say that I have great hopes for her because politicians are usually evil and evil means great Housewives episodes.
She was sure to let us know that this franchise isn’t about “table flipping drama”, it’s more fun and light. Way to get us to change the channel, dumdum! She also says there’s not really a villain, which means she’s either lying or she’s the villain and just doesn’t know it. I’m going with option B because she’s the one making smart ass remarks in the preview about someone’s marriage announcement: “I didn’t know he needed a green card!” LOL. I think I’m gonna love this one.
Alexia is another good villain candidate, because she said that the Housewife she most identifies with is NeNe. YIKES. Not because of her drunken shouting matches (sad horns), but because of her issues with her son. She got a tad bit defensive about her kid’s underage drinking and defended her rearing skills. All kids wanna go to clubs! It’s natural! Well, I suppose so, but so is poop. And no one approves of poop. Natural doesn’t equal ok, ok?
Marysol seems kinda clueless and really funny. She is the one with the mom who says “I’m a witch” in the preview, and apparently the woman wasn’t kidding. On Marysol’s wedding day, Witch told her that if she didn’t wear a strand of decades old pearls, the marriage would be cursed. Marysol suspected her mom bought that shit at Claire’s like the week before and was just being a drama queen, so she refused. Sure enough, the marriage failed hard. So, does she blame the Witch? Nah. Sure, she cursed the marriage but after a couple of years Marysol was cursing it too. HA. Goes to show you that a pearl necklace can make or break a good thing.
Alexia had the least to say, but she hinted that her husband’s gonna be a real ass for most of the season. He didn’t wanna do the show at first, and it almost led to a divorce. Don’t feel bad, these shows lead to divorce for most of the cast members, girl. Welcome to the family!
The ladies promised us more gays than any of the other shows, and the previews have promised us more bikinis, more laughs, and less Frasier. YAY!
Real Housewives of Miami premieres tomorrow night, Feb 22, on Bravo. The recap will be up the second the show is over on the West Coast. See you then!