Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1. Thoughts?

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   LAC
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 7:24 am

   You know what might liven up this reunion? If Kathy and Melissa stood up and did the “Tole’ Youse So” song and dance. Because they both had the look on their faces every time that dumb bitch opened her yap.

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   TWhit
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 7:30 am

   I liked it for the fact alone that FINALLY…FIIIIIINALLY….Caroline’s unloading on Tre. I’ve been waiting on this since Weavegate. I was disappointed in Kathy because for a moment, during the “All of Youse Got Rich Hubbies Cause of My Joe” segment, I thought she was going to go ghetto on Tre.

   I gotta say I don’t believe the Melissa/Danielle thing. “We sent a couple of messages.” She was faltering a bit there. More to that story than she’s letting on.

   I’ll say this for Bravo…I’m all ready for Season 4 to see what this crap’s about.

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   TWhit
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 7:33 am

   (New rule…every post today must include the word “youse”. Go.)

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   Truthsquad
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 7:50 am

   Teresa is like a trapped honey badger… Stupid and fearless, ready to attack anyone she views as a threat regardless of the consequences. I wouldn’t be surprised to see her chewing on Kathy’s leg at some point in “part 2″!

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   Gypsy
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 8:19 am

   I gotta say youse guys, I thought the song was: “Devil with the Blue Dress On.” Man, that Tre is cool as a whistle alright. *SMH*

   I will say this youse guys, as much as I am not a fan of Theresa she has NO FEAR. I don’t know if I could get up time and time again and still ask for more the way she does.

   Also, I have never been a Caroline fan. She just seems like a hypocritical intolerant bully who doles out heaps of unsolicited advice-ICK. I am very curious to know why Dina is no longer speaking to her but is speaking to Theresa. I can’t help but think that there is more going on with Danielle Staub then these ladies want to admit.

   Agreed part 1 was a snooze fest, next week better bring it! WWHL was pretty funny though. Jay Mohr singing “On Display” acoustic was good stuff youse guys should check it out.

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   Gypsy
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 8:55 am

   *If anyone is interested, after the vid that Nads attached plays there’s one for Milania’s top 10 moments. OMG!

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   Sunshine
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 8:59 am

   I read that the feud b/t Dina and Caroline was over Dina leaving the show. She wanted Caroline to leave with her and caroline didn’t. I normally would think there’s got to be more but youse never know w/ these dumb broads.

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   baymenxpac
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 9:06 am

   even though there might be more to the danielle/melissa story than melissa is letting on, youse gotta admit that youse really can’t blame melissa. i have to imagine marrying into that family is hell. if teresa will act like this on television, how completely ridiculous must she be to deal with as a sister-in-law on an every day basis. melissa may have had a back and forth with danielle, but she might not have anticipated how loco danielle actually is.

   i have to say: i love the manzos and i’m glad caroline is finally realizing how obnoxious teresa is. say what you want about caroline, but she’s consistent and she admits when she’s wrong (like when she was rude to kathy and melissa based on preconceived notions).

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   hot cawfee
   Posted October 17, 2011 at 9:21 am

   Youse guys are awesome— loving your comments–or rather the comments of youse guys–cannot wait to watch this– looks like a two glass of wine epi

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 9:32 am

    So here is what I am wondering, If youse didn’t auction off all of you tacky shit, how in the hell did youse pay off you debts already?

    I think the reasoning it was so “lame” lastnight was becaue Jaq wasn’t there. She is the one that is usually “stirring” the pot…

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Youse guys, this is fun.

    I also read about the Dina/Tre sitch and basically they are fame-whoring each other, according to the interwebz. Dunno cuz Dina was all Zen Jen but, like youse guys said before, ya nevah know about deese broads.

    Wasn’t Jac accused of being a stripper in the past AT the Posche show? Is that why that broad didn’t go to the reunion? I forgets.

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    sheesh
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 10:47 am

    @thisbuggs4youse…
    I haven’t watched this yet but YOUSE gotta be kidding me? They paid off $11 mil already?

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 11:08 am

    @sheesh-she said it was dropped down to 8 mil or something. Then Miss Andy kept asking her about it and finally her response was “that is a legal issue, and youse can talk to my lawyer about it”. Here’s what I am thinking…youse had your furniture photoed (?) for auction…but there was no auction, now youse don’t have anything to sit on, and youse say your debt is paid?? LIAR!! Tre also said that Joe flips houses…they all Flip houses. Is that something that you really want public? Now we know where the fraud with the business partner came from, youse dume bitch!

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    Mimo
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 11:14 am

    I giggled when Melissa said that “all good things anyone in the family have, are a result of Tre and Joe.” How did she keep the straight face? So, Juicy taught Dilbert and Little Joe all about flipping houses? So why does it seems like Dilbert and Little Joe are doing so much better financially. Obviously, they listed and then did the opposite.

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    Team Newbie
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 11:40 am

    I don’t trust any of thems except maybe Kathy. Caroline is sanctimonious, pretending to be classy and above the fray then turning on people left and right, even Teresa at the reunion when she betrayed her trust by exposing some negative comments Tre apparently said about the others in confidence. Teresa is a complete and transparent mess – her entire life is a wreck. I hope Andy brings up Joe G’s chipped tooth. Melissa is not a terrible person but I would not trust her with a secret. Kathy seems genuine. Jacqueline missing was too bad. I thought Andy did a good job of holding the housewives accountable for their actions and finally we had a reunion without all the shouting and talking over each other. It was less intense than past blow-outs but I could understand what people were saying and it was less frustrating than the mess reunions have devolved into of late. Good job Andy Cohen.

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    Katie
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Here’s the “thing” with “Sweet Melissa” and you can see this one coming from a mile away:

    She is on the road to “stardom” as the next “break out” queen of this series. She is about to become another “Teresa” as she chases that brass ring of success all over the place and it won’t be long before her actual “prima donna” behavior reaches the same level as her SIL.

    Watch for it when Joey G. begins to complain that he can’t rid himself of “the poison”, Caroline makes comments about her “detachment” from her kids, while Kathy makes digs about her “diva” attitude as she runs all over the place pushing her “singing career”.

    When she stops thanking “the baby Jesus” is when the real Melissa will emerge, not much unlike Teresa, where they both feel “entitled” to be treated as “stars” rather than the morons they typically are.

    Teresa may be “ambitious” but there are no flies on Melissa and she will also do whatever it takes to make it happen.

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    MtnMama
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Yeah, I was quite surprised when Mama Manzo was dishing it out to Teresa and giving the evil eye … Tre’s “OMG! I can’t believe it!” was, I think, more of disbelief that Caroline was spilling all the secrets in the trunk than a denial of anything.

    Tre’s cool on the outside but I bet she’s worrying that she’ll end up like Tiny Manzo, naked in the trunk of a car with nowhere left to hide the money.

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    Fan-Ann
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Well all of youse have fun comments. (that is a very hard sentence for a Texan to write….I just tried to substitute for y’all) My favorite moment was when Andy asked Teresa how long they have to pay their multi-million dollar debt and she said that she didn’t exactly know. With a perfectly straight face Andy quickly replied ” You should look into that.” I had to hit pause because I was laughing so hard. Andy did the best job I have seen him do on a reunion. I have to wonder if he warned Teresa before the cameras started rolling that she was not to touch him again. And Jay Mohr was hilarious! He really can’t stand Ashlee! Next week should be interesting.

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    sheesh
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    “a Picasso painting worth like $50K”
    “Uh a Picasso would be worth $50 mil”
    “Joe doesn’t like Picasso’s” (or something like that)

    I swear Ro and I were dying laughing.

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    yummy
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    I thought it was a decent reunion. What were youse expecting, more weave pulling? Teresa is a damn mess! I couldn’t keep track of the number of times she screeched “WHAAAAT? I nevah said thaaaaat!” Give me a break, I believe everything the other ladies were accusing her of.

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    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    I youse to think Camille from RHOBH was the biggest asshole, but that crown now sits squarely on Tre’s compact head (I used youse, youse guys…eh?). Some of the Horsewives are just annoying, or annoying and stupid, but Tre is now annoying and stupid with a side order of hateful! Melissa handled herself with a degree of class, cause if Tre were my evil sister-in-law, I would’ve snatched that trick’s head ballllllldddddd…

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    sarcasatire
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    I hate Caroline! More than Teresa. Teresa thought Caro was her friend and we’ve all bitched about people we didn’t like to our friends. Just because they aren’t friends anymore, Caroline shouldn’t have stirred the pot with a big spoon (or her flabby upper arms), by saying “You told me you didn’t want to make up with your brother. You said Melissa’s forehead was big.” Blah, blah, blah..Caroline is a bitch. Yes, Teresa was angry that she was blindsided by her family being on the show. The whole family is a bunch of famewhores and resented that she was the only that got famous. So they fought like hell and then they trumped Teresa by getting on ‘HER’ show without her consent. That would earn a few smartass comments if my brother did that. They then took it further by trying for as many storylines as possible.

    Melissa and Joe showed their ass in the very first episode. They went after Teresa at the christening..over the top style. But then they sidled up to the other cast members and befriended them and made themselves look like fun-loving people. Meanwhile, Teresa is going though bankruptcy, fraud, and DUI charges with her husband and the stress is bringing out the evil bitch. Sure, she was a bitch to Danielle before but part of that was entertaining. Her and Melissa sniping at one another, not so much. But what was I saying? Oh, I remember.

    I hate Caroline.

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    someguy
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Youse people on these shows all the same now every one hates one.All going to be big stars and using show as start like a wash-up star doing playboy or sex tape.Thersa sucks and now gets paid for it.Only part I liked was when she realized Andy knew why the did not file because jail was next stop if they did and she still could careless about all the Famblies they did not pay. They all seem to never known when they are telling the truth or a lie.Where is Audrina? How can she not be on Tv and NJ houseliers do.Now that is a shame.Audrina should write a book or do Playboy.Put her and her Fambly right back on top

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    Sunshine
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 4:37 am

    I took it that Caroline outed Teresa b/c she was fed up with the whole ” I’m nice, aren’t I?” storyline. Tre has been acting like Kathy and Melissa were the devil and Caroline didn’t want Tre to be able to squirm out of it by rewriting history with a blog later. This way it was all out there. I thought it was brilliant! Go Caroline. Love Kathy too!

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    shana
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 5:36 am

    Don’t like Caroline much, but loved the smackdown on Tre! I believe Caro, Melissa and Kathy completely over her. Her attitude of ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever youse says bounces off me and sticks to you’ felt juvenile and seemed to be her game plan for the night–rather than honesty or accountability.

    Do you think they all argued before the taping about who had to sit next to Teresa, the lying fraud?

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 5:59 am

    @Katie— I think youse got something there—Melissa will fame whore herself and take her 2 hag sisters with her. Their husbands are ready to step into a Manzo/Laurita role on a reality show. hhmmmm— we have seen none of their children.

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    TWhit
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 6:27 am

    @someguy Are youse implying Audriana was unattended somewheres?

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 8:58 am

    @ Sarcastire- on the Caroline tip, I agree wit youse 100% I hate Caroline.

    @ TWhit-nice! I think @ someguy was saying just that

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    Sunshine
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 9:03 am

    I think some guy was talking about Audrina Patridge. I thought Audriana at first until I read the playboy comment.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 9:13 am

    OMG—just watched the Milania clips–she is brilliant. I must have an episode of Gay Greg babysitting. She won’t call him “old troll” —
    maybe “youse a Queen” ????

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Buahahahahahaha! @ hot cawfee. That link slays me!

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    DejaJohnson
    Posted October 19, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Jacqueline might as well have been there. She tweeted through the whole damn thing.