Real Housewives of OC’s Alexis Bellino Got A New Nose

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By Nads | Tuesday, November 29, 2011 | 4:22 am | 10 Comments
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The Orange County Register wrote an article about Alexis Bellino’s nose job. Yes, it’s true–that’s breaking news in Orange County. Ha.

The article was literally all about her nose and why she got the surgery. She used the oldest excuse in the book–she had “debilitating sinus infections.” She claims she broke her nose on the playground when she was 6, and while the doctor was in there he filed down her bump and gave the tip of her nose a little more definition.

Why don’t people just cop to why they really get nose jobs and stop blaming it on their deviated septums?

The doctor that did her surgery is the one that she works for. He said, “Wait ’til you see her nose. It’s just perfect. I don’t want to brag,  she’s a pretty girl, I didn’t have Jimmy Durante’s nose [to work with]. But wait ’til you see her. It’s really gorgeous.”

And Alexis said, “Most people don’t even know I had a nose job. They notice something [new] about me. It’s perked up my face.”

Hopefully they captured the surgery for this upcoming season of The Real Housewives…I mean, that does seem to be the theme these days.

I wonder her nose matches Jim’s new chin? Think they cashed in their Groupon?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    maryedith
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 6:14 am

    You mean, another nose job? I bet it looks awesome. Sarcastic horns.

  2. 2
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 6:46 am

    I bought Christ Tits’ old nose for $37 on Ebay, plus $14.95 UPS ground shipping. housewivesfanwhoohoo69 tried to snipe me in the last 60 seconds, but I was ready for that shit.

    After being assaulted by Failor’s deformed visage for so long, Alex looks pretty darn… normal.

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 7:14 am

    hhmmmmm– so now nothing is “original” on Alexis??? wow. I feel so…lied to.

  4. 4
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 8:21 am

    Alexis was born again; that means her hymen magically regrows every night. As long as she buys from the OEM–Jesus–it still counts as “original equipment”. And that’s one warranty you don’t want to void.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Nads you know why – it’s called insurance. And insurance won’t pay for an upgraded nose for giggles, but they will pay for a deviated septum.

  6. 6
    dallasboo
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Too bad she can’t get a new personality…….she and that gross husband are obnoxious.

  7. 7
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 30, 2011 at 6:43 am

    Deviated septums will also get you a single dorm room at college. At no additional cost.

    The old “deviated septum” dodge is probably how most of these Housewife grifters got their start. (If you don’t count blowing their H.S. math teachers for passing grades in Geometry, that is.)

  8. 8
    leslilly
    Posted December 1, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    I am actually one of the few people that honestly had the deviated septum surgery when I was a kid. It was done by an ENT, not a plastic surgeon. Damn, if I knew then what I know now, I would have had a plastic surgeon on hand to give me a “cute” nose after the ENT fixed the breaks/removed the blockage.

  9. 9
    someguy
    Posted December 3, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    She is doing God’s will people who are we to judge. God would want her getting a new Nose instead of helping the less fortunate. When god sends you to your mommy.He can’t remember to do anything so God must get back to you at a later date and tell you to clean it up Honey
    You go girl .I hope gid has you write a book / run for congress or go into acting. I know you fashion line must be selling out all over.Oh yes you Husbad is adouche but you two are perfect together.

  10. 10
    itchy
    Posted December 3, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    These damned born agains are taking over reality television. And now it looks like they’re going after prime time too. This madness must stop! We’re being held hostage by a cult of insane people. They Live!

    Meanwhile, speaking of plastic surgery (and the living dead): on X-factor’s elimination the other night, you can clearly see the edges of Simon Cowell’s chin implant. It’s like they stole the jawpiece from one of those Rock’em Sock’em Robots.

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