Real World Cast Not Guaranteed To Be STD-Free

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By Nads | | 12:32 pm | 3 Comments
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OMG, they had a date auction for the Real World DC cast, and they made the contestants sign a waiver that said:

“IF I CHOOSE TO ENGAGE IN CONSENSUAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR OR INTIMATE CONTACT WITH ANY SUCH PERSON I DO SO VOLUNTARILY AND KNOWINGLY AND I ASSUME THE RISK THAT BY ENGAGING IN SUCH ACTIVITY I MAY CONTRACT CERTAIN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. PRODUCER MAKES NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION THAT ANY SUCH PERSON IS STD FREE.”

If I produced the Real World, I would also protect my ass from the cast’s alleged medical conditions.

It’s funny because I would always look at the Real World hot tub on every season and think, “I wonder if you can contract an STD from hot tub water?” Because let’s face it, nobody wants herpes, especially recycled herpes…

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Aren’t all herpes recycled? LOL.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted October 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL. I guess your right?!

  3. 3
    waffleboy09
    Posted October 10, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Although, with the occasional exception of the hometown boyfriend/girlfriend, doesn’t everybody the cast hooks up with look like at a minimum they are a fully mobile crab ranch?
    The Scary thing is the Real World hot tub is not the most odds on place in the world to get an STD, that would be The Duel’s hot tub, which is also the one place in the world where you really don’t want to hear T.J. Lavin say “you nailed it.”

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