RHOM: One Of My Favorite Reality Moments

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By Nads | Wednesday, March 9, 2011 | 7:47 am | 9 Comments
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I don’t know if you had the chance to watch The Real Housewives of Miami last night, but one of my favorite scenes of all time was on.

Can I just say that Elsa is comedy gold! I must have seen this scene over a hundred times cutting it, but it’s still funny to me. Here are a few of my favorite Elsa lines: “I’m freezing in this down…Once I start drinking, I feel good…It’s a nightgown…I’m a witch!…I didn’t marry a gringo to have paper flowers…Why does he have to wash his hands? Because he’s French?”

I love Elsa so much!!! There is nothing like her on TV, she’s amazing. She needs her own spinoff.

Here’s the scene:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    mere2142
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 8:03 am

    I loved this scene. It was hilarious when she said something about ‘now you’re leaving when I’m tipsy’. Lol.

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 8:09 am

    Girlfriend calls it as she sees it. Gotta love her!
    Do you think she’s had really bad plastic surgery or is there
    something wrong with her face?

  3. 3
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 8:10 am

    Nads, you have now convinced me to watch this show solely for Elsa. Anyone who makes their child as uncomfortable as she made her daughter is amazing in my book.

    I hope I do that to my son someday. Payback for throwing temper tantrums in stores. Thank you for sharing! I love ELSA!

  4. 4
    someguy
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 8:55 am

    What a mess.I hope here DUI trial goes well.Her face looks so natural how does she do it

  5. 5
    nads
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Honestly, @Angela Parisi LaRoe, it was the only reason this show kept me sane while working on it. We’d do cast-e-oke (where we’d imitate the cast members in the office a la karaoke, and Elsa would be my favorite to imitate. Whenever we’d have to make a call to her in the office, everyone gather around just to hear her talk. She makes me cry laughing.

  6. 6
    Adelefig
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 11:00 am

    her face looks like the lady who had the face transplant. (where the monkey tore it off) her jowls are huuuuuuge!

  7. 7
    eurotra$h
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    She is the sole reason why i would watch these housewives if the channel happens to be on at that time… What a lady, i want to know her story.

  8. 8
    giffordsaz
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    I would think if a plastic surgeon did that he would call her back to fix it… It has to be real…. And she looks just like her daughter…. If I was her I would be looking for a great plastic surgeon fast.

    And could Kristi be anymore unlikeable?

  9. 9
    someguy
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    I am glad the daughter is just as shallow as the Mom. The legacy will continue. I just have no love for people on these shows only care about what other people think of them and if there crap has label on it.If a child of an alcoholic can break the patteren why can’t one of these people break from there truly ugly and coruppted soul’s.
    Ask Lynn kids from OC and thr Ape hair lady from New Jersey stealing the work from all the workers who built her dream house. How do they sleep and how does Bravo reward them.without Alcohol/drugs none if them should be able to sleep at night.

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