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Lauren Manzo has finally gone to work! She’s put a crap load of makeup all over tables and had her cousin Asslee come in to film a really long video. You get to see clutter, watch Lauren close her silent drawers, and marvel at the plastic chandelier she put together with the help of her mom.
It gets classy around the five minute mark, where Lauren showcases a product called Poop-pourri, a spray for your poop. Wow. I can see the lines forming outside the store already. Jesus.
Sounds almost as appetizing as black water. Don’t need a Jersey makeover? There’s not only tacky makeup and poop products, there are fug Jersey dresses and plastic jewelry thrown all over the place in another room. This looks like an out of control lower middle class girl’s dorm.
Lauren’s personality really shines in this video. Well, not really. The sound of the fan on my desk is more interesting, but I will say that Lauren’s skin does look really nice. I’m trying to be a nicer person. Did it work?