RHONY: Pregnant Or Menopause?

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By Nads | Thursday, July 21, 2011 | 10:10 am | 6 Comments
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Ramona

OMG. The finale of The Real Housewives of New York is tonight and I’m so excited! It’s going to be all sorts of amazing! You wanna know why? Because Ramona allegedly thinks she’s pregnant. Um…she’s 53…I’m going to go with menopause. I know women her age CAN get pregnant and it’s not out of the question, but considering there hasn’t been anything in the tabloids about her pregnancy, I’m going to go with NO.

So funny…“I’m 53! I’m late, my boobs are bigger and I haven’t gotten laid in years….I’m pregnant!” Yeah Ramona, you’re the next immaculate conception!

Here’s a clip from tonight’s episode:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 21, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Bravo’s run out of Housewife sex stories to gross us out with, so now they’re going straight to the sloughing off of uterine linings–or a stream of hormone- and Pino Grigio-laden pee that ix-nays the occurance of the former.

    I can’t imagine this already bat-shit woman pregnant. Ramona’s kray-zee would probably become so powerful that it would tear a whole into the Kray-zee Universe next door, and the severe gravitational/kray-zee gradient would suck Miss Andy and Ramona over to the other side, where they would be universally worshipped as the Queen and Queen of Kray-zee.

  2. 2
    mulecitybabe
    Posted July 21, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Every time Sonja flops out another saggy body part, I think this show has jumped the shark for sure. But Ramona’s big pregnancy scare? Gramma, Please! Her fart-pumping middle-aged ovaries ain’t putting out eggs any more than the Cuntess is being considered for honorary knighthood. Miss Andy must have been hit in the head to think this shit is going to flush.

  3. 3
    WaffleBoy
    Posted July 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    “Yeah Ramona, you’re the next immaculate conception!”

    Well to be honest when I thought of Ramona getting pregnant the first thought that crossed my mind was “Jesus Christ!” Granted, it was immediately followed by the thought “great, now I won’t see my junk again until Punxsutawney Pete sees his shadow.” It’s going to be a long year

  4. 4
    HereGoHellCome
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 7:06 am

    Yeah there was no way she was preg…but did you see how sure Mario was that she wasn’t?…I dont remember who he was talking to, but he kept saying there was no way she was pregnant…

  5. 5
    kdognatl
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Hahaha, @HereGo, I was thinking the same thing. He was like I know I have had sex, but not with my wife. He did appear to panic a little at some point probably thinking maybe he got drunk one night and mistook his wife for Sonja. That was such a stupid story line.

  6. 6
    HereGoHellCome
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Yeah I was guessing that their sex life is not as hot and heavy as Ramona tries to make us believe…cause if she is still having a cycle, AND they have sex all the time, why wouldn’t Mario think there was a possibility that she was preg.

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