Richard Hatch Is Going Back To Prison

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By Nads | Friday, March 11, 2011 | 3:55 pm | 8 Comments

Tagged: celebrity apprentice, jail, loser, richard hatch, Survivor, taxes

Richard Hatch has been ordered to go back to prison to serve a nine-month sentence starting this Monay for failing to pay his taxes from the first season of Survivor. What a loser! He was already in the slammer forever for that same reason, and all he had to do while he was out was refile his taxes for 2000, and 2001. I’ve read that he owes over $2 million to the IRS. INSANE! I get that he’s broke, but could he not have made some sort of arrangement?

Good news for him, and NBC is that 11 out of 12 episodes of The Apprentice have already been taped, so he’ll only miss the finale.

Dude, pay your dumb taxes! It’s no joke!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

1

someguy

Posted March 11, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Good
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Betsy Furman

Posted March 11, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Damn
3

cattyfan

Posted March 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm

I LOVE the picture you chose to go with this story LOL!
4

Leigh Pfeiffer

Posted March 11, 2011 at 7:01 pm

This guy is an asshole!
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melonhead

Posted March 11, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Bwahahaha! That’s awesome! I shouldn’t take pleasure in other’s misfortunes (or, in this case, stupid mistakes) but after watching him be such a smarmy, lying, bullying douchebag on Apprentice, it’s nice to know karma happens.
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Mister Dangerous

Posted March 14, 2011 at 8:10 am

Richard looks very handsome. I would like to be his prison guard. David Cassidy looks very delicate and girlish.
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Lily Munster

Posted March 15, 2011 at 8:28 am

what a dumb ass, he must like being in the pokey
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Terrence

Posted March 15, 2011 at 9:15 am

Yes I agree Richard Hatch is a good looking man (I can’t resist a touch of gray) but geez Louise pay your damn taxes. That is bad that he now owes more than what he originally made.