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Ole Class act himself, Rich Hatch, went on the Today show today and complained that he’s a victim of a witch hunt. Well, those hunters are doing a great job, cuz they keep catching your naked ass! Hatch is pissed that the police showed up at his sister’s apartment and dragged him away wearing his boxers after he violated his parole by going on interview shows without permission. No word on whether or not he was mad that he was only allowed to wear boxers or if he’s mad that he wasn’t allowed to be taken to jail completely naked.
The Sheriff said that Hatch refused to get dressed when the coppers showed, and adds that his claim of being thrown in solitary confinement was a big fat lie. Or as he put it, Hatch is “a stranger to the truth.” And pants.
This should all blow over soon, and Hatch has paid his debt to society. So the question now is, what else is he going to come up with to keep himself in the spotlight? Let’s just hope it doesn’t involve his frank n’ beans.