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Rob K Claimed Law School, But Law School Is Not Claiming Him
Watercooler
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
8:42 am
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Tagged: law school, Rob Kardashian, usc
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A morning quickie…
Rob K tweeted that he was headed to USC for law school, but USC said he hasn’t even applied.
Good for him, right? Except USC told The Hollywood Reporter that Rob hasn’t even applied. I love it, a school called out Rob K! Amazing. Does Rob think he’s just going to waltz on into law school without taking proper steps of applying? I wonder if he’s even taken his LSAT yet? Of course Rob will probably argue that his tweet read that he’s “going soon” and that doesn’t mean anything, but he made a pre-mature announcement in my eyes. Like a typical lawyer, he was twisting words. Wouldn’t it be great if he got denied? I’d laugh. hard.
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Pre-mature seems to be Robbie’s middle name. Applications, tweets,balding, plus what he does into Lamar’s extra large tube socks.
Speaking of socks – I guess his sock company off the ground?? Billions to be made in the sock industry but Robbie could get off Khloe’s couch long enough to even tell his mommies minions what to do.
He probably figures he’s a shoe-in because he’s a legacy kid. I think that ends after your Baccalaureate degree. Law school is hard Any one ever seen The Paper Chase? My husband Did go to USC and has 2 degrees from there. but we couldn’t and wouldn’t send our son there. The helicopters kept us awake at night when the Frat parties got too rowdy and the cops cracked down and 1/3 of the time the professors didn’t show up for class. But-Go Trojans-they’re still hitting us up for money.It’s in a scary neighborhood. We tried to show our kids where we lived way back when on a trip to Disneyland in the 90′s. It was maybe 4pm in the afternoon and we couldn’t find our old apartment house but we kept circling the campus and the area. A police car pulled us over ,asked what we were doing,and warned us to be out of the area before it got dark. Yup-lovely area. The bus was called “the rape escape.” Rob-think Indiana,Wisconsin, or how about Social Work?
That’s so embarrassing for him, but I cannot stop laughing right now.
Why did they need to shut him down so publicly?
But maybe he will end up there. That’s where he did his undergrad and his dad went there.
Plus I know Momma Kris is not above making a sizeable donation or two to USC.
The DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!
Don’t they know who he is?
@ 3 Chaos– I am laughing too !!!!!
Hey kids is it possible he bought a box of Trojans and thinks thats how you get into law school?????
I love you Gypsy – hey have you watched the American Gypsies on Nat Geo yet? If not get on board lady.
You wasted your college years if you didn’t participate in the drunk frat parties while in college KM. that’s kind of the only time it’s approps.
I once managed an apartment complex in which the tenants next door to my unit decided to have a drunken party. After very nicely asking them to quiet down three times between midnight and 2am, we finally heard the huge whoosh of an explosion on the sidewalk outside. I don’t remember what they were blowing up, but I looked at them, sighed, and said, “You thought this would be a good idea, knowing that you life next door to the apartment manager and a police officer? Really?” I gave them an hour to arrange transportation home since taxi service was notoriously slow in that part of town and their guests were far too drunk to be driving, but when they hadn’t cleared out 90 minutes later, I called the city cops (MisterBint worked for a different agency and wanted his sleep so he could go to work the next morning) and next morning had the pleasure of kicking our neighbors out the next day for violating numerous articles of their lease, including the doing stupid shit and almost burning the whole place down clause.
And that is my completely off topic story that has nothing do with Rob Kardashian whatsoever.
Classy-sad to say-I wasted my college years. I never even met anyone in a Frat or a Sorority. I was a work-study student and put in another 25 hours as a dental assistant and also a nurses aide. My major also required a minimum or 90 hours of volunteer work in my field per semester outside of class every semester-to qualify for a grade of D aside from the 8 semesters of mandatory course work. That was just one class. I’d have been thrilled to party hardy if I could have done it while hanging Klieg lights on the cat walk or while sewing a 250 yard rufflle on the train of a wedding dress or screwing a flat brace together at 2am. Where were you?
Numfar.Do the dance of shame.
“It was maybe 4pm in the afternoon and we couldn’t find our old apartment house but we kept circling the campus and the area. A police car pulled us over ,asked what we were doing,and warned us to be out of the area before it got dark.”
KM..If the cops see a car continuously circling (canvassing) an area and pulls them over to see what they are about and then ‘warns’ them to be out of the area before sundown, I’m not sure if they’re looking out for your best interests or if they considered you suspicious.
Didn’t Rob K graduate from USC with a BA/BS? I remember when he wanted to drop out to pursue modeling in Japan and his mom had a conniption fit. I find it interesting that he is the only one of Kris’ children that she pushed to seek higher education. Is it because his booty wasn’t big enough?
Kris: “Sorry, Rob, I love you. But if you can’t make money on your back, then you’re going to need a plan B. Like college.”
Sarcastic one-well YOU would think so-but you see-We knew Hoover and Alverado rather well.We weren’t going distressingly slow. Oh yes,we had a Volvo station wagon with a Washington State license plate and a 2 year old in a car seat in between a 10 year old girl with waist long hair and a 15 year old son. We looked terribly dangerous with our Bhajans blasting from the Bose system and the kids “car dancing” and reading books. And we had Distinctive license plates-like every criminal. I drove a Saab that said Memsaab and he drove the Volvo that said Saab. It was a thumbs up on Republic Day.
@SuburBint, I vectored myself in here from the Recent Comments sidebar, and muttered WTF to myself after reading your post. Then I scrolled up, and now I’m pretty sure I know where you found your inspiration. In middle school we had this thing we did with non sequiters to piss off our teachers. Example: “Crankyboy, why are you late for homeroom?” The answer could be anything as long as it didn’t make any sense. “I like pizza for breakfast sometimes.” I thought it was funny at the time, but not anymore.
@KM: It’s the “10 year old girl with waist long hair” that raises suspicions.
Maybe they thought you were hippies sending her to raid vegetable gardens.
Sarc-Neatly braided into two French braids and playing with her little sister,so cute in their matching sailor dresses. (OK)? I had a thing for sailor dresses.I even dressed their teddy bears in them. Trust me-we looked Soooo sweet. The cop said “this is a bad neighborhood after dark and to be sure and be indoors before nightfall.” Since 2 kids were shot to death a week after we moved in just 2 blocks away from our apt., we knew that. We aslo had a fugitive hide in a storage closet under our apartment 2 months later and the Shrine Auditorium was bombed by protesters. Yup. We knew. Rob-he’ll be too busy studying.
Are you telling me that you went to USC and didn’t meet anyone in a frat or sorority?!?!?!? I mean if you didn’t attend a party that’s all well and good, but not to have met anyone in a sorority or a frat sounds silly. These people are all over campus…and maybe even in the dental office…you probably met them and didn’t know it.
You don’t have to over sell your stories…we get it. You worked hard in college, but I went to a school where engineering, architecture and the vet school was the focus and I still saw those people out every now and then. Mostly Halloween because everyone came out for Halloween.
Day–ammm. I posted in haste yesterday and forgot to hit submit. Or something.
Anyway, these comments are terrific! KM, you are soooooooo defensive and it is hilarious. I once knew a girl in jr. or high school who reacted to the most innocuous comment that way, so people began to say the weirdest things to her to get the (expected, anticipated) reaction.
Classy-Are you talking to me (using my best Stallone voice)? I didn’t go to USC. I went to UWM-The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, as did my husband. He went there because the Physics Department was blown up in the summer of ’72 in Madison so he couldn’t go to his chosen campus and was shuffled to Milwaukee. The Phisics building was 1 1/2 blocks from my house. The hospital was 3 blocks away. The Theatre dept was 5 blocks away as was the Dance Dept and the English Dept. and the Dentist was 1 1/2 miles. Yeah for shoes. No-never met anyone. But at USC-I was a housewife,with in-laws,in a one-bedroom apartment. If I met a frat boy,he was a tutoring student getting a lesson at the kitchen table while I was making chappatis -including what property made the chappati puff up when I put it in the gas flame. I never went out by myself in the 2 years we lived there. We never even went to graduation.He worked at the University Hospital in Research and free time was spent at Indian concerts,dance dramas, pujas, rehearsals for concerts. Those were the days before Zakir Hussein was famous .He was just Alla Rakha’s son. Same age as we were. Didn’t hang out with anyone non-Indian.
Oh snowshovel-You know I live only to amuse a grand and glorious pussy like you.
KM..De Niro…in your best Robert De Niro voice.
@sheesh, I’d rather hear it in her best Pee Wee Herman voice.
Sheesh@20 & Cranky @21, how about Daffy Duck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IXmHqPWxUw
Here is Sesame Street’s Burt doing his impression of De Niro. I died!
I hope it embeds.
If not go to youtube and put in burt does De Niro impression.
@ Cranky Guy (13) — Sorry, I thought I was catching my evening connection from Non Sequetonia to the Crazytrain Depot via Rabbit Trail Junction. Looks like I might have been a day premature, though.
Crankshaft-I do believe that’s what got Wee’s Pee in trouble. You may now return to your juvenile , one-handed antics.
The DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!
@labowner, you feel me.
As for the show, I know Ralph Maccio is producing it but I have yet to see it. I am not even sure when it’s on. I know Snowshoecat and SuperB have tried to get me on board I just need to catch up…I wonder if it’s on demand or now.