Roseanne Is Coming Back to TV

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By Nads | | 4:30 am | 5 Comments
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Roseanne-Barr

Roseanne Barr is making her TV return, in reality format (for the second time). Lifetime picked up 16 episodes following Roseanne’s new life in Hawaii running her macadamia nut farm with her boyfriend Johnny Argent, and son Jake. Um, is this real? Does Roseanne really run a macadamia nut farm, or does she just own one, and is going to run it to get her ass back on TV? I can’t imagine Roseanne is actually a real nut farmer. I mean, she does have questionable taste, but a REAL nut farmer (insert joke here)? That must be what f*ck you money can buy.

Who knows, she broke ground with her sitcom, maybe she’ll break ground as a nut farmer…stranger things have happened.

Her show is set to premiere later this year.


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    idiots
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 6:02 am

    wow. maybe she can grab her crotch there. another stupid reality show.. just what we need

  2. 2
    JC
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 7:48 am

    I want to see Roseanne farm nuts in Hawaii as much as I want to see Sarah hunt in Alaska, which is to say not at all.

    Now, if they did a show where Roseann spends half an hour every week getting knocked on her ass, like in the commercial, I’d never miss an episode.

  3. 3
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Apparently, she does have a macadamia nut farm. Zzzzzzzzzz….

    http://www.ecorazzi.com/2011/01/06/roseanne-barr-is-a-macadamia-nut-farmer/

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    I sincerely have not missed her.

  5. 5
    trkaelin
    Posted February 16, 2011 at 9:00 am

    I absolutely loved her show Roseanne back in the day and still watch reruns when I can catch them. I think it’s still one of the funniest well-written sitsoms ever, and the cast was incredible. That being said…… not sure if I want to see her farm nuts, but hey, it may entertain.

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