Roseanne’s Roasters Revealed

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By Nads | | 12:21 pm | 4 Comments
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Comedy Central announced the roasters for Roseanne Barr’s Comedy Central Roast this morning. They are…Sharon Stone, Seth Green, Carrie Fisher, Katey Sagal, and comedians Anthony Jeselnik, Jeffrey Ross and Amy Schumer. There will be more announced shortly…God I hope they bring on Tom Arnold…she’d sh*t herself. I know I said before that I have no interest in watching this roast, but now that Carrie Fisher and Katey Sagal are on board–I’m watching for sure. I hear that Carrie Fisher is bat sh*t crazy!!!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    OMG Nads, we just saw Amy Schumer do a set at the Riviera in Vegas, she was TERRIBLE, I literally fell asleep during the show it was so bad. Sex jokes from the 90′s just don’t have the same punch 20 years later, you know? Boo, Roseanne’s gettin’ robbed. :(

  2. 2
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 7:34 am

    Please let John Goodman and Fred Willard join the list of roasters. It would be awesome to have comedians who actually worked with her on the show roast the hell out of her. Too bad Rodney Dangerfield is no longer around, I’ll bet he would have some doozies to share.

  3. 3
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:22 am

    Hmm Sharon Stone is an interesting choice, I am looking forward to seeing her ball-bustin’ chops.
    Carrie Fisher and Katy Segal outta be good too. Fred Willard would be a great addition, just so people can make fun of his recent arrest.

  4. 4
    Tmurda
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 1:34 am

    I fucking love katy sagal. Can’t wait to watch this roast. Im’ hoping it’s not a night filled with nothing but fat jokes. We’ll see.

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