Rosie O’Donnell Has Been Married For Three Months

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By Nads | | 12:47 pm | 6 Comments
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Sneaky McSneakerson Rosie O’Donnell has been married to Michelle Rounds for the past three months! The two got married before Michelle’s surgery back in June. Rosie told People, “We married in private before [Michelle's] surgery, just the [two] of us. When we r both well enough will have the wedding of r dreams surrounded by those we cherish. Thankful for the love and support so many have given us during these trying times,” she continues in the post. “Including all of u stranger-friends connected thru invisible strands of wi fi.” 

Sorry ladies, Rosie is officially spoken for…

I hope the two of them recover quickly so we can see the exclusive wedding photos. I think?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Gee– her recent heart attack has taken a little starch and snark out of me!! Now just who is this woman?? Is she the artist with like 4 or 6 kids???? Or is she someone new??

  2. 2
    Dear Crabby
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I’m totally getting her one of those toasters that poaches eggs, too.

  3. 3
    SuburBint
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    I think that those toasters that cook your hot dogs while toasting your buns are the perfect wedding gift for anyone.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 5:26 am

    I hope $onja reads this– that is a a great idea for her next toaster oven— I am sure Rosie will be her celebrity endorser.– And the snark is back–winky

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Think Sonja will come out with a tampon warmer?

  6. 6
    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    a tampon warmer is actually a really good idea … it could lubricate them, too!

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