Rosie Backhands Susan Boyle

Watercooler

By Flipit | Monday, April 20, 2009 | 11:16 am | 7 Comments
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MTV Rosie did an interview with People magazine and talked about the latest internet sensation, Miss Susan Boyle. We’ve all seen the video of Susan turning the coliseum of haters around to her side on Britain’s Got Talent, and everyone’s had something to say about it. I’m all for a little media saturation, especially if it gives Rosie O yet another chance to look like a complete jerk. She told People Susan was like Shrek. “Here is this freaky miss, a fat, ugly girl, like Shrek comes to life, directing energy towards her soul. This was so rare … something authentic in a world that is usually manufactured. It was a perfect moment which will never happen again.”

Rosie insists she meant it as a compliment. Uh…..thanks? I’m waiting for Susan to show her true star quality and get into a video blog war with RoRo. If you need some names to call her, might I suggest angry midget face?

2007-11-05Rosie

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    cattyfan
    Posted April 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I hope someone reads the quote to Susan and she innocently responds, “WHO?”

    Really, Rosie. Stop trying to resucitate your career by clutching at other people’s moments.

  2. 2
    tracy831
    Posted April 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Now, I normally like Rosie…sure she’s controversial and definitely an instigator, but she’s got balls and I like that.
    I can see the compliment in there, but you know she had to get something negative on there first.
    People have commented on her bushy eyebrows and her plain Jane looks, but there’s no need to call her ugly and fat. Good thing Susan Boyle is currently WAY more popular than Rosie. Sorry, Ro.

  3. 3
    nyc cookie
    Posted April 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Most of Hollywood would look a lot like Susan Boyle if they did not have their stylists, make-up artists, plastic surgeons etc.. Ever see one of those caught without make-up photos??? The difference here is that Susan Boyle has real talent. She does not need the gimmicks, sexual lyrics and explicit dress that pass for talent these days. She is the real thing and on top of her great voice–she has a sparkling personality! All in all she is the perfect package–inside and out!

  4. 4
    AnneM
    Posted April 20, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    True beauty comes from the soul and can not be captured in a picture. However, ugliness which also comes from the soul is often very easy to spot in a picture, like that one of Rosie.

  5. 5
    uglycutie
    Posted April 20, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    I think Rosie will never, ever come back up from under all that bitterness she’s drowning in.

    She’s so friggin negative…it’s seeps out even when she’s trying sooo hard to reign it in. She’s one of those peeps I refer to as an “energy vampire”. It just doesn’t matter what the topic of conversation is, she’ll manage to be a total Debbie Downer and ruin it, but then will try to turn it all around by trying to end it on a “positive” note.

    Sorry, you sour-ass lezzie. Ellen is the new Queen of Nice and you’re just a grumpy old lady.

  6. 6
    flipit
    Posted April 21, 2009 at 2:14 am

    just wanted to tell you guys that i met nads out tonight after her big showtime premiere. we went to a gay bar, and they played the susan boyle performance!! it wasn’t even remixed or anything gay like that. all the queens stopped in their (our) tracks and gave the woman the applause she deserved. i smiled and thought of you. xo

  7. 7
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 21, 2009 at 9:53 am

    “People have commented on her bushy eyebrows …”

    If you’ve ever heard the term “beetle browed” and didn’t quite know what that meant, you do now.

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