Rumor: Jacqueline Laurita Was A Vegas Stripper

18 Comments

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   giffordsaz
   Posted October 29, 2011 at 2:30 pm

   Honestly I think this is a Teresa made up lie. She is throwing so much crap at the wall hoping something doesn’t stick to her.

   Dena was on the Wendy Williams show and she said “I am friends with all of them, but after the season I removed myself from all of their lives to protect my family” She stated Teresa knocked on her door upset at midnight and cried on her shoulder. She defended Teresa and seems to be close. Dena said she would be this close with any of them if they knocked on her door and asked for help. She did say she goes to Teresa’s house for a God Childs Birthday and in season 4 of the HNJ and she will be on film at that party.

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   Iona Trailer
   Posted October 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

   Dina is just pissed that the rest of them didn’t follow her off the show. Seems like she was the season 1 ring leader but is mad her sister Caroline got the spot light instead.

   Teresa is still a lying sack of dung.

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   Wilma Fengherdu
   Posted October 29, 2011 at 5:17 pm

   I want more about the Hotel Hookup…

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   Thatswhatshesaid
   Posted October 29, 2011 at 5:32 pm

   Me too! What’s up with the hotel hookup?!

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   MtnMama
   Posted October 29, 2011 at 6:58 pm

   Okay, I won’t tell you how I know this but there is at least one strip club in the world where the girls watch each other’s babies behind the stage while they take turns dancing.

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   JuneSummer
   Posted October 30, 2011 at 1:08 am

   Teresa said:
   http://realhousewivesofgossip.blogspot.com/2011/05/teresa-giudice-rhonj-destroying-my.html

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   shana
   Posted October 30, 2011 at 4:20 am

   Oh, was this news? I always assumed she was stripping and that’s how she met Chris. Why is this a big deal? She did what she had to do to feed her kid. I figured this when she was still friends with Danielle–that that is what they had in common. Also why Ashley treats her with such little respect.

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   hot cawfee
   Posted October 30, 2011 at 6:12 am

   hhhmm— how about Ashlee as a stripper name???
   @MtnMama— I knew it !!!! Its the place where all the strippers have hearts of gold right ???
   @shana– I always thought she met Chris at a strip club too. Not a big deal in my eyes. Jax married up– good girl!!!!! It explains why she has a relationship with Danielle and also why Chris walked a little on eggshells around Danielle in Season 1.
   I want more on the Hotel Hookup and Caro??? menh– She and Albert are/were friends with Bernie Kerik now in jail. Not too interesting

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   Iona Trailer
   Posted October 30, 2011 at 7:07 am

   Was Juicy with a guy or a girl? LOL!!!!

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    TWhit
    Posted October 30, 2011 at 11:38 am

    I wanna know about the assault. “She’s a stripper!” is so season one.

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    nads
    Posted October 30, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    @MtnMama – where is this stripclub in case I have a baby and I need to moonlight as a stripper? ha

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    Jazzy
    Posted October 30, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    I always assumed she was a stripper too. She lived in Vegas, had huge fake boobs and managed to snag a rich hubby. Not too hard to figure out how she did it. And who cares? She did what she did to support herself and her daughter. Whatever, Jac – just admit it and move on.

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    giffordsaz
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 12:10 am

    I would love to hear Assley became a stripper.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 5:39 am

    Nah, our girl Ashley’s got a great career ahead of her in Hair and Nail Color Technology; as a Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning tech, or a Veterinary Assistant. Waiting tables is obviously out, given her work ethic and people skills.

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    shana
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:25 am

    @ NotWithoutMyTV: Gettin’ a’lill ahead of yourself there, aren’t ya? Assley–a Vet’s assistant? No way. Animals can smell stupid you know.

    @ giffordsaz: And no way a stripper, too much work.

    I always pictured Assley as this Starbuck’s girl who is leaning over the counter and chipping away at her nail-polish, looking bored when I come in. She has enough make-up on to be a Broadway hooker (or a hooker on Broadway), including huge fake eyelashes, but her clothes are messy under her apron and her hair is greasy. She never gets my name or my drink right, and then giggles “wait, what? ha ha” while she presses the wrong buttons on the register and overcharges me, and then has to ring me up again after the manager, while rolling his eyes, fixes the mistake. She then loudly complains about how much she misses her boyfriend you guys–because they are sooooooooo IN LOVE you guys, and how hard her life is you guys, and nobody understands you guys, to the other hardworking personnel (who are actually trying to do their jobs). She does this all while moseying over to get me a blueberry muffin from the glass display shelf–even though I had ordered a bear claw, and then laughs hysterically like a hyena when she accidentally DROPS THE LAST BEAR CLAW ON THE FLOOR after I have impatiently pointed out her error. She apologizes (“Soooo sorry! Like, Oh, my God!”), while still laughing, says idiotic things like–”no, you pick it up” and “gross! it’s on the floor, I’m not touching it!” to her black coworker (who is working to put herself through college, and in disgust finally picks up the fallen bear claw and tosses it in the trash–while I cry inside), all the while snorting in a shrill high pitched voice, “that was so awful you guys!”, and messing with her hair. Then she looks at me with a blank smile, her head tilted in a questioning look, as if I have just walked in off the street and told her she is adorable, and that I need…wait, what was it again?

    Now THAT is how I see what is in store for our Assley (and me, apparently).

    And after she gets fired from that?

    She goes where all the damaged hungry souls go to suck up the joy and happiness out of the living.

    The Department of Motor Vehicles.

    See you in hell Assley!!!!

    PS Ha! My captcha code is YZSR–YEZZSSSSIR!

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    shana
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:34 am

    Concerning the link JuneSummer shared:
    http://realhousewivesofgossip.blogspot.com/2011/05/teresa-giudice-rhonj-destroying-my.html

    It says:
    Teresa says the situation with her brother is causing marital strife, with Joe telling In Touch, “I told her a bunch of times not to mention the brother in front of me—I don’t want to hear it and when I hear the name I get pissed off…There have been a couple of times when she has said the name, and I almost did leave.”

    Ummmm, don’t they have the same name? What an idiot.

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    janet j
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    go jacqueline dity ass whore you know you was a stripper what is up what you whores cant you tell the truth caroline daughter was trying to make viewers think she lost weight from a diet now it is out she has a lapband these people are sick to the core cant idiots be hornest fucking scum bags or get off tv boring bunch slobs

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    janet j
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    i wish bravo get rid of the scum ones a stripper always a stripper you dirty little jacqueline just man up are you a man or women by the way