Rumor: Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Is In Troubs

26 Comments

1. 1
   giffordsaz
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 6:31 pm

   awesome. anything to stay in the news right….

2. 2
   KB
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 6:40 pm

   She’s worth $35 million for doing basically nothing, and her wedding was completely paid for. Her wedding sponsors (E! and People esp) would be getting exactly what they deserve for paying her that much to take pictures, interviews, and for the wedding itself.

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   Katie
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 8:57 pm

   I am in deep shock! They had so much going for them!

   Like any one would not have believed that this was not just one, big publicity stunt from the get to. The same week they returned from their honeymoon she flew out to the West Coast while he stayed in NYC for basketball practice. One week after the sham wedding!

   Now that the “ceremony” has been aired this seems like a good enough time to break up. Kim is all about Kim. A talentless idiot who takes off her clothes and calls it a “career”. And he just looks like some overgrown teen who went along for the ride.

4. 4
   DejaJohnson
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 9:32 pm

   I can’t seem to express emotion…

5. 5
   Fan-Ann
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 9:46 pm

   This is a true tragedy. A young couple with a deep, abiding love committed themselves to marriage, only to have tragedy rip them apart. What??? They are famewhores who entered into a marriage of convenience for money, publicity, and wedding loot? So,what was the tragedy? Oh, he needed more partying time? Never mind.

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   georgiababe
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 10:45 pm

   I’m SHOCKED, I tell you! SHOCKED!

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   See-Jay
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm

   Oh, say it ain’t so! My worldview has been shattered!

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   giffordsaz
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 10:59 pm

   my mood has changed to devastated. completely tore up about this.

9. 9
   Hypnotoad
   Posted October 19, 2011 at 11:06 pm

   You want to believe in true, pure love, you really do, but then something like this happens and it just shakes your beliefs to the very core.

10. 10
    kthxbai
    Posted October 19, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    Kloe tried to warn her.

    I knew it wouldn’t last when she threw that hissy fit about the dogs laying in the bed.

11. 11
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 3:53 am

    When the elasticity in your love doll’s orifices starts wearing out, you just throw it out and buy a new one.

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    Shawn
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 4:19 am

    This is why the country is going down hill. Trash sluts being paid millions for doing nothing productive. People without souls making a mockery of marriage. No wonder our kids come out fucked up. California should just have one big earthquake and fall into the Pacific.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 6:07 am

    Kim is too all about Kim to be married. I hear marriage is about compromise and telling someone you love them even though they can’t seem to remember to take the trash out on Thursdays. Kim is not prepared for such complex things.

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    merry
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 6:38 am

    Aw, darn: I bet this one would last at least six months. Guess I gave them both too much credit. I wonder who’s going to sponsor the divorce proceedings? I’ll chip in and give Kim two cents for what’s left of her dignity and integrity. I know I’m overpaying, but her miniscule dignity would make an interesting curiosity and I’ve got the perfect thimble to put it in.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 6:47 am

    She blows.

16. 16
    truthsquad
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 6:48 am

    If this is true, then I believe protocol dictates that they need to return the blender I gave them, right?

17. 17
    classy drunk
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 7:06 am

    Obviously not enough Gypsy or her marriage wouldn’t be in jeopardy so soon.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 7:09 am

    Classy Drunk FTW! ZING! LMAO!

    Hate is a strong word so, I’ll use it here. I hate her! GO AWAY.

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    considerthis
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 7:45 am

    Between his heavy Geico commercial shoot schedule and her hectic whoring herself out to anybody and everybody it’s no wonder these kids couldn’t make a go of it.

    Thought they mentioned way too much in the wedding “special” Kim’s adoration of Liz Taylor and her numerous weddings. 2 down and Larry Fortensky lives right around the corner in La Brea.

20. 20
    ellemck1
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 8:22 am

    But, but… I thought they were gonna make it! Trying to remember how long I bet for them… I think I had three or four months.

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    Clair
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 10:46 am

    I don’t watch this show but my daughter does. Imagine my shock when I overheard Kim actually say, “I’m a private person,” ON HER REALITY TV SHOW. Moron.

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    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    It’s been a long work day so far, and the comments have me rolling! Thanks for the laughs, guys. Espesh Giffordsaz and Hypno.

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    someguy
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    I never been this upset in my life.What chance do the rest of us have at ever finding happiness

24. 24
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 20, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Roughly as much chance as you have of ever using proper punctuation.

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    mommacolt
    Posted October 21, 2011 at 11:26 am

    I am not a huge Kim of fan, but really now…Kris Humphries is a self obsessed child who tried like hell and failed to control the Kardashian machine….silly dumbass.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Kris Humphries tried to control the Kardashian machine? The Kris Humphries I saw during the commercials didn’t seem smart enough to control his own nervous system. Was he some kind of super secret mole agent tasked with infiltrating the Kardashians and slaying the zombie Bruce Jenner?