Rumor: The X Factor Going After Beyonce

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By Nads | | 2:51 pm | 5 Comments
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Rumor is that The X Factor wants to go for big names for this upcoming season of The X Factor. They’re talking Beyonce big. Media TakeOut reported, “He wants a big name female star on the panel. Mariah [Carey] is good, but she’s not that hot today. He wants Beyonce because that would immediately give him the bounce needed to beat American Idol.”

Word is that Simon offered Beyonce $500 million to be on the show. That seems absurd, doesn’t it? I mean, I know he thinks if he builds it, it will come…but for $500 million?? Would you guys watch if Beyonce was on the show? I think I’d rather see crazy pants Mariah on the show, just because she’s a whack job.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy
    Posted February 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    I don’t watch these shows for the judges (who are useless). I watch them for the trainwreck performers. But this is why X-Factor sucked so hard — Cowell’s big head kept getting in the way of the screen.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Beyonce is way too sweet and self aware to make a good judge. Remember last season with J. Lo on AI? She cried every time she had to say “No.” Beyonce would be that and then some. When it comes to judges, I need ruthlessness and a little bit bitchy. Bring on Rihanna! Or even better..Kanye.

    “I’m sorry, Imma let you finish, but that rendition was the wackest of all time!”

  3. 3
    zerocool
    Posted February 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    I would SO LOVE to watch Kanye! That would be frickin awesome!

  4. 4
    crazy rooster
    Posted February 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Yea but a sleep deprived mom, in Mariahs case times two, is liable to
    say anything. Kanye could be fun, that cracked me up.

  5. 5
    germgurl
    Posted February 3, 2012 at 2:05 am

    Bahahahaha Simon, you delusional fuck. She would never do it, but maybe Solange (still a bigger name than X Factor US) will. Maybe.

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