Ryan Lochte Doing 30 Rock And Reporting For E! YIKES!

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By Nads | | 9:56 am | 6 Comments
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Ryan Lochte has landed in New York to film a 30 Rock cameo, report for E! from Fashion Week and make a million other appearances. Sounds great, right? Not really!!! I’m so confused. The dude can barely talk! How will he report for E!, especially for fashion? We all saw what happened when he made his cameo on 90210. He told Access Hollywood that he had a hard time walking and talking at the same time. His exact quote was“Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still like, do movement and all that. That was hard.” 

And here he is talking about how he wants to do The Bachelor:

…see, not so articulate. 

Maybe I’m being hard on him, I mean…maybe I’m expecting too much. At the end of the day, you can’t expect much from a man who voluntarily shaves his body and wears a banana hammock unless they’re European.

Let’s just hope he can talk have “have movement” at the same time when he’s appearing on 30 Rock and reporting.  

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    See-Jay
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    The 30 Rock cameo has NBC’s meddling written all over it.

  2. 2
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    They just need to hide his bong for a week.

  3. 3
    trkaelin
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 8:52 am

    Yeah! More ammunition for Joel McHale!!

  4. 4
    BlueCanary
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    He was so cute before he started speaking. Sure, it’s sort of a dudebro fratty cute, but even that just slips away and dies in a corner when he opens his mouth and unleashes a continual string of duh.

  5. 5
    Shana
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    I will say to him what I say to my sister when she says or does something dumb. “Ryan, you are so pretty.”

  6. 6
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    And to think that I once had a ladyboner for him.
    Man, how times change.

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