Ryan Lochte and his team have asked ABC for $750,000 to be the next Bachelor. A “source” told Radar, “Ryan’s agents are getting besieged with offers and deals, everything from The Bachelor, his own reality show, and some overseas movies…Ryan is acutely aware that he has to attach himself to the right projects and endorsements that won’t do damage to his all American image. As much as he’d like to do it, Ryan does have some reservations about The Bachelor because he wouldn’t have any control on how he is portrayed on the show.”
If I were Ryan I wouldn’t be so worried about how I was portrayed on the show, rather I’d be more worried about not sounding dumb. The dude sounds like Keanu Reevs in Point Break. If anything is going to damage his career is his inability to even count with an abacus. If Ryan does The Bachelor, I wonder if he’ll make the women play his favorite game…”Hide the Snack Pack?”
He can look good all he wants, but all the money in the world isn’t going to buy him IQ. But who cares, right? That’s what duct tape is for!