Ryan Alexander Jenkins Is Totally Guilty

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By Nads | | 2:08 pm | 2 Comments
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swimsuit model dead

Ryan Alexander Jenkins is totally guilty. They can’t find him, and now they think he’s walked into Canada. First of all, he’s been convicted of assault in the past, he’s beat up his wife, and now they can’t find him after he reported his girlfriend missing? It’s too fishy. The dude totally killed the swimsuit model.

Hope they find him and throw his ass in jail.

**Update**Orange County prosecutors have now filed a murder charge against Ryan.

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    wintersux
    Posted August 21, 2009 at 4:27 am

    I am trying to understand what motivates these kind of people to think they can actually get away with these crimes. And say if you were actually NOT guilty, maybe you shouldn’t try to flee the country… It doesn’t look good when you run away!!!

  2. 2
    itchy
    Posted August 23, 2009 at 6:53 am

    You know things aren’t looking good when people start including your middle name when they’re talking about you.

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