Ryan Seacrest’s Deal Is Officially Closed!

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By Nads | | 10:13 am | 3 Comments
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Ryan Seacrest is rich

What else can I buy you Nads?

Remember last week when I said Ryan Seacrest’s deal was going to be triple what he makes now? Well, its public knowledge that he just signed a 3-year- $45 million deal. That means he’ll get paid $15 million a year!!! Way to work it Ryan.

With that said, I am happy to officially make this public announcement, “Yes, I will marry you.”

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted July 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Nads, honey, did you grow a penis? ‘Cuz I think that’s the only way you’re going to land Ry-Ry.

    love, J-Mo :)

    P.S. I know you didn’t grow a penis, but does anybody know if Chastitless Boner did yet?

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted July 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    lol J-Mo.

    The docs told Chas Boner that she had to lose weight before the surgery? She has to get rid of her FUPA to grow a knub

  3. 3
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted July 13, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    OMG, I didn’t even know what “FUPA” was, so I just looked it up and now there are boogers all over my keyboard! LOLOLOLOL! Thanks for that tidbit, thinking about Chas’s former FUPA will be my new inappropriate-boner-killer-thought during staff meetings!

    love, J-Mo :)

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