Sarah Palin Wants An $11 Million Book Advance

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By Nads | Friday, January 23, 2009 | 11:54 am | 8 Comments
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Shocker! Sarah Palin wants an $11 million book advance to tell her story. She’s unbelievable! She should really focus on her job instead of trying to whore herself out so much. Hey Sarah, I have a title for your book, Failing Upwards.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted January 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    If I were her I would ask for more $$$$. How many votes did McCain/Palin get?
    Like, 3 million less than Barry?

    Her book will be on the best seller list for weeks and months if not years.

    I would advise her to ask for MORE money.

    Opportunity is knocking.

  2. 2
    cattyfan
    Posted January 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    why shouldn’t she seize the moment and pen a book…plenty of other (far less notable) politicians have done it while still in office.

    Good for her.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted January 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    I don’t doubt that her book will be on the all-time best sellers list! I’m not a Palin fan, but would read her book in a heartbeat!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted January 24, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    What story?

    She’s an ignoramus whose so conservative she’s backwards. She touts that Christian morals mean great children, then her own daughter gets pregnant at 17. She didn’t know that Africa is not a country and is, in fact, a continent and she couldn’t name the 3 countries in NAFTA.

    Why would people ever support this idiot?

  5. 5
    johnnyrocket
    Posted January 25, 2009 at 12:36 am

    She’s a governor. What have you done with your life?

  6. 6
    georgiababe
    Posted January 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Well, I know that NAFTA stands for the North American Free Trade Agreement. I’m already ahead of her.

  7. 7
    johnnyrocket
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 1:08 am

    Yet you don’t know the difference between who’s and whose. Impressive stuff. I’m sure she’s quaking in her boots.

  8. 8
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Hey, I’m with georgiababe — Palin’s politics aside, she’s a total HICK and holds the position of Governor presiding over a small population.

    BFD.

    Obviously any minimally educated person could do her job. But VP of the nation? Thank the GODS that didn’t eventuate!

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