Scotty McCreery Graduates From High Schol

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By Nads | Friday, June 8, 2012 | 4:59 am | 6 Comments
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Scotty McCreery graduated from high school yesterday. He gloriously tweeted that he wouldn’t trade the last four years for anything in the world. Damn right, Scotty! Howdy Doody had an incredible four years! He was one of the few to succeed on American Idol. He must be pinching himself. I know the kid got under my skin to no end, but reading that he graduated kind of put a smile on my face. Okay, I’m done being a softy now…I wonder if Howdy will be attending college? I’d love to see him put on the freshman 15, and be human for a change.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Big Whoop. I got my G.E.D. two months ago. My life ain’t no better.

  2. 2
    OutHouseCat
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I live 15 miles from Garner, NC where Scotty graduated high school. I think they’re going to rename it Jerusalem or something, because they’re treating his graduation like the Second Coming. This fall, he’s off to NC State and hopefully the local fishwrap will find somebody else to obsess over.

  3. 3
    Dbm
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Nads, maybe you need to go back to school, because you spelled school incorrectly in the title of your opinion piece. Maybe notwithoutmytv would have a better life if he gave up his tv and did something with his life. OutHouseCat sounds a little jealous…I am sure every hometown newspaper prints all the news of their celebrity. It is a good thing that Scotty graduated….it shows that even with a busy life you can accomplish things that are important to you. Maybe the slackers that do not graduate, but lay on their parents’ couch while mom and dad are earning money so little the slacker can eat, will get motivated to get their life together. Garner is proud of the accomplishments of their citizens but I don’t think we are changing our name to Jerusalem …too expensive to change the letterhead. You guys need to put on your big boy pants and quit your whining.

  4. 4
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted June 9, 2012 at 6:13 am

    Right on Dbm! If my town had birthed one of the over 3 million students to graduate high school this year I would be proud too. If that graduate was a firecrotch who could sing in the dulcet tone of a fog horn, my smugness would be uncontainable as well.

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    @dbm: Are you a pageant mom?

    @outhousecat: If you think the town of Garner obsesses over Scotty McCreepy, try living in Boston. If Tom Brady jerks off in the shower, the local media tells us all about it, and usually provides a chart tracking his masturbatory habits vs. his sportsball performance. And if Giselle texts one of her friends to say her period is 15 minutes late, The Boston Globe will print a special edition.

  6. 6
    2muchbravo
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Chill Dbm. You don’t spend much time around here do you?

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