Screech Will Do Anything For A Buck

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By Nads | Thursday, September 24, 2009 | 11:49 am | 3 Comments
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Dustin Diamond tell all douchebag

Screech’s tell all is claiming that sex and drugs were rampant on the set of Saved By The Bell. Us Weekly got a sneak peek of the book, and Dustin said, “I could smell a certain ‘smoke,’ wafting from from the crack” –Come on Dustin…”certain smoke”…I love how he’s playing innocent like he doesn’t know what weed smells like.

He also said, “If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]‘s room…Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.” — Well, f’n duh, they were teenagers, of course they were hooking up!!!

I think this “tell-all” is just another way for Dustin to make a quick buck, and he’s probably just stating a lot of the obvious. I wonder how many cast members are going to come forward against Dustin’s claims when the book finally comes out.

To Dustin: do yourself a favor and quit whoring yourself out…Saved By The Bell was an iconic show for all, and I would normally love to read a “tell-all” about it…but just not from your point of view. I know I’m being harsh, but there is a reason that nobody from the cast talks to you anymore–no coincidence AT ALL dude.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy
    Posted September 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    He ought to have realized by now that the way to sell books and get on Oprah is to fess up about the 10-year incestuous relationship he had with his mother. Or father.

    Oh wait. That’s been done.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted September 24, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    LOL. Can you believe that f’n story??? Think it’s true? Her DAD??? The “ORIGINAL” Papa.

  3. 3
    wintersux
    Posted September 25, 2009 at 4:43 am

    These “celebrities” are totally ridiculous. They have already pissed away more money than most of us will ever see and so they have to come up with all this lurid B.S. to try to make themselves more money. Worthless pieces of crap.

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