Shaq Is On The Market: Look Out Ladies, OUCH!

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By Nads | | 1:22 pm | 0 Comments
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He could eat her for an appetizer, and he’d still have room for a 5 course meal.

Shaq has filed for divorce from his wife of almost five years, Shaunie. Shaq thinks that their marriage is irretrievably broken. Do you think she cheated on him or was embezzling his money? Or do you think it’s Shaq wanting drama now that he and Kobe have agreed to disagree?

They have six kids and his Miami Heat contract is worth 100 million dollars. The two have a prenup, and now he wants the court to order the correct accounting of Shaunie’s money, property, etc…

Shaunie, what have you done? Are you stealing his money or cheating on his heart? I’m very curious to see what is so “irretrievably broken”. It’s either you’re being slutty, or a just a plain ol’ gold digger…OR is it both? A slutty gold digger? Worst things have happened.

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Shaq, you’re rich, you’re hung like a horse and you’re probably getting so much road “action” that she’s just setting aside some petty cash for a rainy day. Lighten up will ya? You played a genie in Kazaam and you put a ball in a hole for a living, life’s not so bad, right?

I’m sure this is not the last of Kazaam’s divorce we’re going to hear, but that’s all I got for now. I smell a reality show! Love Shaq??? I’d watch it. So, um, Shaq, can I borrow 200 bucks?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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