Shauvon Didn’t Pop Her Implant

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, October 20, 2009 | 10:49 am | 4 Comments
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Life & Style is reporting that Shauvon Torres didn’t pop her implant during the challenge. So typical of her being so dramatic….

Here’s the video in case you missed it two weeks ago:

She told L&S, “I was so afraid that if I had popped my implant, I mean, I’m in Thailand — what kind of hospital can they bring me to? Am I going to have to go get surgery right now? The doctor said I didn’t pop the implant. It looked like major muscle-tissue and nerve damage, which is why I felt so much pain. He told me I had to be on bed rest. I ended up flying back home and couldn’t do anything for a few weeks. Pretty much from my boobs all the way to my stomach was purple, black and blue. Thank God I didn’t end up popping it. It was so painful; it was like hitting cement when I fell. It was bad. I couldn’t even flex my chest muscles or do anything.”

She is bat sh*t crazy–I’ve met her and experienced it first hand. Whatevs…

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Marijai
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Well, I guess if anyone would know about flexing their chest muscles, it would be Shauvon.

    Please, please, please spill about meeting this loon…is she just crazy or Tonya/Paula/Brooke crazy?? I’m dying to know!

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    In a nutshell—I had NEVER met her, and I was at a Real World event and was introduced to her. Within 5 mins. she cornered me to tell me about her psycho ex-boyfriend that had dropped her off in a parking lot, and left to go to “work” and picked her up hours later. And, I was like…um, did you just stay in the parking lot and wait, and did you call him? She was like…I went to the grocery store, but I think he was a drug dealer b/c he wouldn’t tell me what he did for work–and they lived together.

    So, yeah, she’s as dumb as a box of rocks, and she’s crazy. I got that whole story after literally saying…oh hi, nice to meet you…and she just started dishing. I couldn’t make that up–she’s just that looney.

    hahahahhahaha.

  3. 3
    Marijai
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Oh Nads…that is hilarious! I’ve had complete strangers open up to me in the same way after only saying, hello and nice to meet you. Guess it’s the crazies who make the world interesting for us less-crazy people!

  4. 4
    Nads
    Posted October 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    so true Marijai!! and i was guilty of it, i sounded really interesting in what she had to say b/c the whole time i was thinking to myself…is this really happening–are people really this nuts? hahahahahhahahaha!

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