Shia Is DUI Free

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By Nads | | 12:36 am | 1 Comments
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Shia Labeouf DUI off the hook

So I was always told, don’t blow the breathalyzer and take a blood test instead if you get pulled over after drinking. Well, Shia refused both and that was his saving grace. The Los Angeles Country District Attorney spokeswoman, Jane Robison said there was “insufficient evidence” to charge Shia with a DUI. He’ll probably get his license suspended for a while because of California DMV laws, but I’m pretty certain he’ll fork over the money to get a driver (what he should have done after drinking in the first place).

He is soooo lucky its unbelievable. He gets off the hook from that Chicago drug store incident, and now gets off the hook for his DUI. He should really consider playing the lottery.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted September 26, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Good lawyers. Money gets you a shark.

    I still think he’s totally adorable and I hope his hand heals. But bad Shia! Don’t do that again – tsk.

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