Shocker: Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Was Arranged. And Please No More K’s.

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By Nads | Tuesday, November 1, 2011 | 12:46 pm | 33 Comments
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Here’s the shocker of the century–Radar is reporting that Kris Humphries was “chosen” for Kim, and that Kim didn’t really love him. Someone from her production blabbed to Radar that,

“Kim was never in love with Kris. Kris certainly wasn’t in love with Kim. There was a lot of affection between the two, but it wasn’t love. Kim was still in love with Reggie Bush, make no mistake about that. Kim’s relationship with Kris just didn’t have that intensity or that deep feeling of love, period. Kim was looking for a husband and Kris was selected for her, amongst others. She wasn’t really into him but she hoped she would be able to develop some feelings, but it never happened. She was never particularly attracted to him, and by all accounts absolutely hated sleeping with him or even having to make out with him. Kim was hopeful that over time, the two of them would fall in love after they got married. It became clear to Kim though that she had made a mistake. Kim just got caught up in the planning of the wedding, and the romance of it all. Kim recognized that she needed to end the marriage.”

-I love that they wrote Kim recognized that she needed to end the marriage. It’s as if they’re reporting about this huge epiphany–like she just re-invented the wheel.

As for Kris, he’ll be partying in Vegas this weekend if you want to see him.

Check out the poster, it’s hilarious:

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I have to say that I was sick of the Kardashians before, but this past week has taken my dislike to new heights. Between Rob on DWTS, Kim’s divorce, Kris on The Talk…they’re ruling our world, and I don’t want my world to be ruled by them. I’d take Beavis and Butt-head any  day over any of these clowns.

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33 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    They say her first choice was Danilo Gallinari. He used to play for the Knicks and now plays for the Denver Nuggets. He turned her down. Good for him. Gallinari is way hotter than Kris Humphries.

    There are lots of people who would love to find the right one and get married. Gay or straight. It’s really sad to see her toy around with it. If this doesn’t destroy the Kardshian brand then nothing will.

  2. 2
    lindaw205
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Please make it go away.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Isn’t time we boycotted all things Kardshian? The most shocking part of this story is that it’s not even remotely surprising because that family will do anything to keep themselves somewhat relevant.

  4. 4
    mere2142
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    Classy – I couldn’t resist googling Danilo…HOT!

  5. 5
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    The Kardashians are vacuous, shallow people. Sadly, if there wasn’t an audience, it wouldn’t be on the air. Why does anyone watch this garbage?? I can’t even stand the previews. How depressing that there are people who admire them for building their brand.

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    @Mere, he’s gorgeous right, and obviously smart for turning down Kim K.

  7. 7
    mere2142
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    @Classy – seriously hot – Italian and a Armani model. I’m in love. Makes it even funnier that she got ‘stuck’ with this unattractive doof.

  8. 8
    sheesh
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    He was “chosen” for her????
    Oh vey…I would normally call bullshit because that is so weird. Having someone “chosen” for you because you want a multi million dollar marriage…weird. This is the Kardashians though. They are weirdos.

  9. 9
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    They were married for what a couple of months and are now getting a divorce because they were never really in love with each other? Yet, somehow two guys getting married is a danger to the “sanctity of marriage?” WTF!

  10. 10
    BamA
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    Urgh. Danilo looks like a chick. I always thought Reggie Bush was really attractive.

  11. 11
    KB
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    @PlathAddict thats the same thought many of us had. This HAS to be her downfall. I’m so over this entire family. Now they’re reporting in Kris Jenner’s book she’s saying she could have saved Nicole Brown. She’s not exploiting her deceased friend for fame. They have no shame. it’s sad.

  12. 12
    lindaw205
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    @mere – Agreed! Let’s boycott all things Kardashian – now we just need an official sounding title.

  13. 13
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Danilo Gallinari is such a cutie. I’m so glad he didn’t end up being the one in all this nonsense.

    It’s a small wonder that no one has boycotted these dummies, but I feel like this won’t be the thing to bring them down. People love a good train wreck, anyone with eyes could see the marriage was a sham from day one, and I feel like nobody expects them to have awesome moral compasses anyway.

  14. 14
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    I read that the dealbreaker for Kim was Kris H hiring a publicist and trying to build his brand. How dare he?! Sure, she can have a fake marriage for publicity but her fake husband better not have any designs on getting famous on his own. if he isn’t happy being Mr. Kim K, then she isn’t happy with him.

  15. 15
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    An arranged wedding? Wtf is this, 15th-century England?

  16. 16
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    I’ve never seen the show (thank god) (and yet I myself am sick of the Kardashians), but based on appearances, I think that Kris Humphries is a crap-ton hotter than that Danilo guy. Just my opinion.

  17. 17
    considerthis
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Hear their now in the market for a sperm donor as those eggs aint gettin any younger. Pee Wee Hermann is said to have expressed interest.

  18. 18
    crazy rooster
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Pee Wee is too good for her.

    I think I had a period longer than her “marriage”

  19. 19
    Patty
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    I’m glad Kris is able to make appearances and make some money. At least he didn’t totally lose out on the deal! No one should ever date her again. She doesn’t deserve it.

  20. 20
    Yvonne
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Oh well it wasn’t obvious at all!

    Kim is a joke…..

  21. 21
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Based on that poster, being married to Kim turned Kris gay.

    And, really, who can blame him? After being in that family for 4 minutes, I think anyone would seriously be rethinking their life. I would probably opt for priesthood or suicide.

  22. 22
    someguy
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    They should have had a kid that would have fixed all there problems.How is a thrity year old women would make make mature and well thought plans is insane.kim is a victim,she needs are thoughts and prayers now.I just hope she and her family can still make thoughtful TV>

  23. 23
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    To have such advantages and privilege in life and to choose to not have a college education, not to be philanthropically inclined, it boggles the mind. Do you remember when vanity was considered a vice?

    Also, I find it hilarious how these sham celebs refer to their “fans;” they’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you…

  24. 24
    mnkid
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 5:14 am

    Karda-who?

  25. 25
    2hyper
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 6:42 am

    being married to Kim made him turn into Taylor Lautner…the Photoshop guy got a little crazy with that poster!

  26. 26
    Jazzy
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 7:41 am

    Someone please start a facebook page for our boycotting the K’s club!

  27. 27
    merry
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 7:45 am

    If a Kardashian falls on her face and nobody pays attention…will she go away?

  28. 28
    trkaelin
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Hmmmmm, I wonder what she’ll do to top this wedding with her next one. I agree with what someone posted……gay people have a hard time getting married, people who really and truly love each other, and these assholes can get married and get PAID for it.

  29. 29
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 8:08 am

    “Hmmmmm, I wonder what she’ll do to top this wedding with her next one” — umm get a divorce in 36 days?

  30. 30
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 8:20 am

    @ merry-FTW!

  31. 31
    dearcrabby
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 9:04 am

    @mere2142 and Jazzy – agree on the boycotting thing! Who’s starting the Facebook page? Or should we start with the advertisers? Or Seacrest? He’s responsible for this blight, isn’t he? Oh, Tink.

  32. 32
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 11:06 am

    @merry: awesome!

  33. 33
    straighttohell
    Posted November 2, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I’m always wary when some magazine or website claims they have an “insider” to give them the “truth” behind scenes, almost always it’s code for “there is no insider, I just want to make shit up without being sued because slander and malicious gossip sell more.” However, this IS the Kardashians we are talking about….

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