Shocking Report: Sammi And Ronnie Are Over

Watercooler

By Nads | Monday, April 25, 2011 | 3:24 pm | 11 Comments
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Shocking news guys…Sammi and Ronnie will be sleeping in separate beds in when the Jersey Shore cast gets to Italy because they are officially over. I feel like I write this same blog post over and over every three months. So next time this report comes out, I think I’ll just copy, paste, and repost.

Anyway, the latest is that she was flirting with some San Diego Chargers at her going away party, and having a grand ol’ time. I can’t wait to see her and Ronnie back together as soon as they get to Italy. It’s going to be the same sh*t, different city.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    I thought they were still broken up. These guys are worse than my girlfriend and I and my husband and I. LOL

  2. 2
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    I should have wrote ex-girlfriend. I have to get used to it.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Has her head always been that round?

    Except for her chin you could use that thing to make a seven/ten split…

  4. 4
    someguy
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    say this is not true.If it is what hope is there for the rest of us

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 5:42 am

    This is as bad as when Paris and Nicole broke up.

  6. 6
    2Hyper
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 6:56 am

    Nads – you have any news confirming that Leah & Corey from Teen Mom 2 are getting a divorce? I saw the headline in the grocery store last night and was instantly like “say it aint so!” I wont believe its true unless you confirm it!

  7. 7
    Jess Chapman
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 7:07 am

    Woooooooooooooooooow.

  8. 8
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 8:56 am

    Ronnie and Sammie remain close friends and wish each the best. They ask that the media respect their privacy during this challenging time in their lives.”

  9. 9
    marijai
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    They are like the Liz Taylor and Dick Burton of the reality world. You know, if Liz had no class and Richard was a steriodial idiot.

  10. 10
    considerthis
    Posted April 26, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Dammit – I said I was not going to read this but I did and now lost 2 minutes of my life!

  11. 11
    Stacey
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    They were broken up!! They’ve been broken up since January. If you go into Micah Jesse’s blog (he’s a friend of hers), his info is way more accurate. According to Sam, the whole article was a lie and that they’ve “been done.” Why would Ron have been at his ex’s going away party?? Aside from that, if she was in fact being hit on by two NFL players….she’s single…..there’s nothing wrong with that….or enjoying the attention. Love Sam. Can’t wait until Season 4 starts!

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