Simon Van Kempen’s New Single

Watercooler

By Nads | Friday, April 22, 2011 | 4:00 am | 13 Comments
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Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen

OMG. Simon van Kempen released his single yesterday, and it’s the most atrocious thing I’ve ever heard. I hate to say this, but I’d rather hear LuMan sing. He’s so gross, his song makes my ear bleed.

I loved it when Alex told Miss Andy on WWHL that she and Simon are both “musical.” -probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Anyway, here’s Simon’s single…Get ready to hit the stop button.



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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    June Summer
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 5:29 am

    OMG. I’d rather have that stupid “Friday” song stuck in my head
    for a week. That was AWFUL.

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 6:05 am

    I knew I was going to regret listening but I just couldn’t resist…

  3. 3
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 6:51 am

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 7:04 am

    I kind of liked it. He is a much better singer than any of the other ho-wives; Kandi excluded. Although at first I thought it was LuAnn, they kind of have the same pitch.

  5. 5
    Katie
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 7:39 am

    This latest atrocity for pitching their products bears little relation to music, singing, or talent.

    If any of these “horrors” possessed a soul they would gladly sell even that for a shot at “fame”.

  6. 6
    mulecitybabe
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 10:13 am

    Who the hell knows what he sounds like? Autotune makes everybody sound like electronic wonk wonk wonk. Of course, if he had any talent he wouldn’t need autotune, would he?

  7. 8
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Song not that good but I like his red vinyl? rubber? leather? pants.

  8. 9
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted April 23, 2011 at 9:02 am

    I’d rather have food poisoning than listen to that crap ever again. I got about 10 seconds into it and had to stop it. Just horrible!

  9. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted April 23, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Please tell me that he “wrote” that song, because it sounds like the diary-rantings of an angry tween. All that’s missing is “Haters gonna hate.”

    Also, not to get all vocab geek but…if reality is full of “duality” isn’t he contradicting himself by saying he’s “real?” Unless he’s actually Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde…or “real”ly stupid?

  10. 11
    Kim
    Posted April 23, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Well. I’ll never get those two minutes back. I tried, but couldn’t make it to the full 3:11. Simon needs to stick to what he’s good at: drinking and picking out his wife’s clothes.

  11. 12
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted April 24, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Why do all these celebrity songs sound like amateur dance club remixes from 1999?

  12. 13
    Melissa Wray
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 10:57 am

    If this song is not the definition of corny, mid-life-crisis-suffering national anthem, then I don’t know what is.

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