Simon Cowell Hates Twitter

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By Nads | Thursday, April 2, 2009 | 12:09 pm | 6 Comments
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simon cowell hates twitter

Simon Cowell on Twitter, “Why would you want to talk to people like that? It’s like phoning someone randomly whose number you don’t even have and saying: ‘Hi, it’s Simon, I went out with my family this weekend’.”

He’s so right, but it’s too late for me. I’m already in too deep. I knew I had a problem when I fell off my bike and felt compelled to twitter about it before getting up and dusting myself off. I wish I would have never started this obsession. And I know when something comes out to replace Twitter, just like Facebook did with Myspace, and Myspace did with Friendster, I’ll be hooked on that too. If I had the money, I would start an internet/blackberry rehab…I’d be rich.

Simon you’re right on the money with your quote.

I’m going to go tweet about this now.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted April 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Try cigarettes. You don’t seem like an addictive personality so you should be fine. You can’t twitter if one hand has a cigarette in it.

  2. 2
    georgiababe
    Posted April 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    I don’t even understand what Twitter is…

  3. 3
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Don’t worry georgiababe — twitter is strictly for TWITS.

    If you did bother to find out what it is, I guaranteed you’d be pretty nonplussed.

  4. 4
    nads
    Posted April 2, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    advice: DON’T START. It’s so f’n dumb, but for some reason if you give into it, you won’t start…and then you start hating yourself. especially if you go back to read your old “tweets” it’s like going back to your old diary and wanting to stab yourself b/c you were so pathetic.

  5. 5
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    JUST as I suspected, nads!

    BTW – I just deactivated my facebook account.
    Way too distracting AND the final straw was that a “friend” posted some really unflattering pix of me & another mutual friend and then played dumb when I hinted/asked/pleaded and then demanded she take them down. So not cool.

  6. 6
    Nads
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    i know, i’ve had some crappy pictures posted on my facebook that i’m not happy about it. i’ve even called my friends on it, and they think it’s so funny. it’s so funny b/c it’s not them! i should do the same, but i’m not an ass like they are! haha.

    have a good weekend dmg.

    btw…on the above i meant to write, “if you don’t give into it” not “if you give into it” i type too fast and don’t spell check. :-)

    have a good weekend!

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