Simon Cowell’s Gift

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By Nads | Wednesday, November 5, 2008 | 4:26 pm | 7 Comments
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Guess what Terri Seymour got from Simon Cowell as a break-up gift? A whooping $9 million!!!!! Is that not insane? They weren’t even married!!!

He gave her $5 million cash to do as she pleases and another $4.6 million to buy the Beverly Hills home she wanted before their break-up. Seems like dating Simon Cowell is not such a bad business to be in.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    pixielated
    Posted November 5, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    $9 million would just about pay for having to live with him for–what, five years? And look at his man-boobs.

    He had better get a chin tuck before his neck starts right under his lower lip and runs to his collarbone, like a frog.

  2. 2
    pixielated
    Posted November 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Well, I have to give him credit for treating her fairly. Either that, or she has something on him.

  3. 3
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 12:18 am

    Damn my ex husband tried to have me killed to keep from paying me $1000 per month.
    I think you are right pixielated, she has something on him.
    Those moobs are mesmerizing…..

  4. 4
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 12:36 am

    damn, pixielated — I did not think of that! And here I was, thinking he was an okay guy after all for coughing up the palimony…

  5. 5
    Nads
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 3:17 am

    holy sh*t, you’re right!!! I didn’t even think about it that way!!! she totally has something on him. No one pays people off like that after 5 or 6 years…it’s not common law. Wow.

  6. 6
    pixielated
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    What do you think she’s got on him? What could make people have a lower opinion of him than they already do?

    He sings off-key in the shower? He cries after sex? His favorite singer is Miley Cyrus?

    Any other guesses?

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    he asks her to suck on his moobs during sex?

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