Snooki Gave Birth

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By Nads | Monday, August 27, 2012 | 4:09 am | 9 Comments
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Snooki gave birth to her baby boy early Sunday morning at 3am at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey. Just in time for after-hours! Snooki and Jionni’s first child, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, weighed 6lbs, 5oz. I wonder how long she waited to have her Red Bull/Vodka? And how long will it be before she starts peeing in the bushes again? Sadly, MTV has it’s own page dedicated to Snooki’s baby…It’s a tab off their Remote Control Blog. If you want to keep up with the news, click here. 

 I can smell another spinoff cooking: Snooki and Jionni. God help us all.

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 5:59 am

    Spawn of Snooki Arrives. Ew.

  2. 2
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 6:05 am

    And I get the breaking news prize! Go look at the latest recap of the Snooki and JWoww show. And the date of the last comment.

    I put it as soon as somebody else in that hospital started telling the internet Snooki was there having her labor pains!

    Dlisted’s got an article about it up now too. Here’s a copipe of my favorite quote from it:

    As Neil Armstrong floated up to heaven hoping that his spirit doesn’t land in the reincarnation bin before getting spit out into the body of a certain guidoling, Snooki went into labor last night and this morning she gave birth to the chosen child of the Jersey Shore. That’s one small step for a Guidoling, one giant leap for the end of civilization as we know it.

  3. 3
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 6:22 am

    I guess I will offer congratulations for her having her mini-meatball. As much as she irritates me (and I like her and J-Woww), there is nothing like a new baby to melt this curmudgeon woman’s heart. I just wish them all good luck because I cannot imagine her as a mom.

    I can only imagine what she said during later. “OMG! I think my coocah is ripping in half!” Or, “Jionni, you touch me and I will break your dick off and feed it to you!” The possibilities are actually quite entertaining.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 6:25 am

    sigh……well kids this is surely a sign of the Apocolypse. Her “first child (is) a masculine child” and any other Godfather quote we dredge up. For all responsible people out there that are trying to conceive and have gone through thousands of dollars to get their babies, I am pouring a little out for you with all the love and encouragement I can muster.
    MTV is keeping this train-wreck going and hopefully there is an advocate for the baby that is watching guard and making sure that money is put away for his future.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 6:47 am

    Did she she think labor was actually a UTI??????????

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 7:10 am

    @hot cawfee-Or another STD? Or maybe some bad salad? It is endless.

    Now, if any of the other ones of the show get knocked up, this world is ending.

  7. 7
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Snooki gave birth?

    I was wondering why there were so many frogs and locusts around.

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    This really chaps my ass.

  9. 9
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 1:24 am

    Damn, I love the Soup — Joel’s introduction to the news:

    “In ‘Surviving for Nine Months in an Abandoned Mineshaft’ News: Snooki gave birth!”

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