Snooki Gave Up Tanning For The Baby!

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By Nads | | 10:06 am | 5 Comments
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I had to post this because it was too ridiculous not to! In the 60s and 70s, parents used to drink and smoke while they were pregnant, and now moms-to-be, ahem…Snooki, give up tanning! Shocking for our careless little Snooki to take on such big responsibility! When I think of Snooki being pregnant, it reminds me of old 80s sitcoms where the character “plays” mom for a school class, and realizes that having a baby is too much responsibility. Problem with this story is…Snooki already played “get it in” and now can’t tan for a while. You’d think it’d be devastating for her, but she told E! News, “When I tan once, it stays forever. I have that natural dark skin. Even if I didn’t tan for two years, I would still be tan.”

And wanna know where she gets all of her pregnancy advice? From an app on her phone. I sure hope it’s a talking app because we all know she can’t read. Too bad for her there’s no tanning app…she’d be living in a perfect world. 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 10:52 am

    *this* just happened, huh?

  2. 2
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Does a giant pregnant belly fit in a tanning bed, even?

  3. 3
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I say let her keep tanning!

    You know she’s going to name the kid something stupid, anyway, so why not just let her name it ‘Panini’?

  4. 4
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Good one, Jimbob!

    Is it just me or is she looking a little Judge Judy in the face?

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 5:30 am

    OMGL and sigh…….Oh Snook’s you are going to be the BESTMOMEVAH!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly she will geta show for this with her rather endearing Dad and I am sure Ryder will be on hand to change a few diapers.
    She has naturally dark skin and tans anyway huh? Well she has her own E! THS–sure this is one of the signs of the Apocolypse—ah Jeez!! Is she rading this ?? Is she now going to name the kid Apocolypse?? How ’bout Panini Apocolypse???? I think Jimbob is on the right track.

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