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I had to post this because it was too ridiculous not to! In the 60s and 70s, parents used to drink and smoke while they were pregnant, and now moms-to-be, ahem…Snooki, give up tanning! Shocking for our careless little Snooki to take on such big responsibility! When I think of Snooki being pregnant, it reminds me of old 80s sitcoms where the character “plays” mom for a school class, and realizes that having a baby is too much responsibility. Problem with this story is…Snooki already played “get it in” and now can’t tan for a while. You’d think it’d be devastating for her, but she told E! News, “When I tan once, it stays forever. I have that natural dark skin. Even if I didn’t tan for two years, I would still be tan.”
And wanna know where she gets all of her pregnancy advice? From an app on her phone. I sure hope it’s a talking app because we all know she can’t read. Too bad for her there’s no tanning app…she’d be living in a perfect world.