Snooki Is Free

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By Nads | Wednesday, September 8, 2010 | 4:00 pm | 2 Comments
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The judge let Snooki off! She was in court today facing three charges: disorderly conduct, being a public nuisance, and criminally annoying others. Snooki told the judge, “I would definitely like to apologize to the Seaside cops, when I saw what happened and everyone told me what happened, I was very embarrassed…This was not like me and I’ve never been in this situation before.”

Anyway, the charges were dropped, and she was ordered to pay a find of $500, and has to serve two days of community service at the local animal control. But really she only has to serve one day because she already volunteered at the zoo. Those poor animals, they must have been like, “What specie are you? Who sent you? And, weren’t you charged with being annoying? Then leave us alone.”

Snooki tweeted:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    “when I saw what happened and everyone told me what happened, I was very embarrassed” Umm..when are these twits gonna stop using “I was blacked out” as an excuse? it’s their greatest defense.

    Sammi: Snooki, did you write the letter saying Ronnie cheated on me?”
    Snooki: “I was blacked out that night.”

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    @sarcasatire LOLLLL

    on another note:
    there’s only one thing that’ll fix a black out, the morning after pill.

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