Snooki Is Having A Boy!

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 | 11:06 am | 8 Comments
Tagged: , , ,
Posted in: Watercooler

It’s official! Snooki is having a boy! Snooki told In Touch, “Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!” She told the mag that she’s either thinking of naming it either Lorenzo or Jionni…yup, either after her ex, or her current man. Amazing, right? 

I smell a spinoff in the making, don’t you? I just hope they don’t do a delivery special with her…the last thing I want to see is a little juicehead coming out of her kooka!

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Dear Crabby
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Please make this stop. Almost as bad as the Kardashians. I said almost.

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 7:36 am

    Dear Jeebus–please make Snooki have a safe delivery and have a healthy baby. And then make her go away. Amen.

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 7:57 am

    DearC and HotC, I so agree. Just make her go away.

    Our mothers had talcum powder on the changing table, we had cornstarch. Snooks will have hair gel and Axe spray. Help that kid!

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 9:28 am

    WHO CARES?

  5. 5
    WaffleBoy
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Please let it have the Sitch’s nose, please, please, please!

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    I’m happy Snooki is having a boy. Given all the UTIs she had last season, I’m not entirely sure she knows how to wipe a vagina.

  7. 7
    Khakie
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Lindsey lohand and the kardashians I find so much worse than her. Sitch ranks with the kardashians too

  8. 8
    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted May 27, 2012 at 7:29 am

    I have to say she’s a rather lovely pregnant lady. dialing back on the tanning & make-up really helps her look halfway normal.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.