Snooki Is Skinny

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By Nads | Wednesday, March 6, 2013 | 2:28 pm | 13 Comments
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Snooki lost 42 pounds and looks amazing. She told Us Weekly, “I lost it for me, but I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom.” I want to know how she lost 42 pounds so quickly…it’s amazing what money and not drinking PBR can do. I wish someone would come out and say–I lost an ass load of weight because I got the Mommy Makeover special at the plastic surgeons office.

Think 40 of those pounds were in her poof? If they were, a haircut is all it would take. What are her secrets???? Working out? Plastic Surgery? Haircut? 

 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    Rebecca
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    She has tweeted a few time- that her weight lose – before being pregnant- and after baby was thanks to xenadine (sp?) and working out every day- she works out lime 2-3 hours a day

  2. 2
    Rebecca
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Sorry for spelling errors- iphone texting sucks!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    Good for her. Now about those teeth….YEEECH.

  4. 4
    Tracy
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Too bad she’s still a useless c u next Tuesday.

  5. 5
    lindaw205
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    Congrats Snooki. Now you look like every other anorexic plastic D list celebrity. And yeah, useless.

  6. 6
    itchy itchy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 2:51 am

    I’m guessing Photoshop was responsible for at least 20 of those pounds.

  7. 7
    VunterSlaush VunterSlaush
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:39 am

    Ron White got it right. “You can’t fix stupid.” Or in this case, trashy.

  8. 8
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:55 am

    Her head looks big.

  9. 9
    NikkiHughes
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:17 am

    Well I think she looks awesome and I too would like to know HOW. I feel like she did it naturally because her boobs got way smaller. I mean, no surgery anyway.

  10. 10
    Tracy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:47 am

    OK, no. Michelle Obama looks “awesome.” Snooki looks “dwarfy” with a spray tan.

  11. 11
    TivoGirl
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 9:11 am

    I think she looks great. She was trying to get in better shape before the baby, when they were in Italy. There may be some Photoshop but in all her self portraits on Twitter she looks super tiny. I think she has really grown up since becoming a parent so kudos Snooki!

  12. 12
    kczar
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    I call BS on no surgery. How old is her son? No woman’s stomach is that flat right after having a baby. Particularly if she wasn’t in amazing shape before getting pregnant. Not that I’m judging her for it. If you can afford it, go for it.

    Okay, I just commented on a Snookie story. I think I’m going to sign off and seriously re-evaluate my life.

  13. 13
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Eh, don’t believe the hype. I’ve lost 56 pounds since pregnancy, mostly from NOT BEING PREGNANT. The stats are rigged when you do that kind of subtraction ’cause you’re not counting the pounds and pounds of fluid you lose just by having the baby. I’m technically only about 9 pounds lighter than pre-pregnancy, and I look exactly the same any-dang-way, still a sweatpant wearing slob. (Also, financially challenged new moms sometimes don’t have time to eat.) So yeah, she clearly got the mommy makeover gut-lift, which was a waste, ’cause she’s gotta be on Minute 16 of the fame wave.

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