Snooki Punk’d Us

54 Comments

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   Nick
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 6:14 am

   Werent the police officers she hit injured? That is pretty low even for that pathetic person to joke about? Haha – look at me, Im not hurt, I only caused injuries to others! Yup, thats worth a hearty laugh, Snooki.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 6:37 am

   Her and JWoWW were my favorites but now it is only JWoWW. That is so wrong. I mean, if no one at all was injured, it still wouldn’t be funny but it could be somewhat tolerable. Since people were, it is downright disrespectful. Then again, why should anyone be surprised since it is one of the Jersey Shore kids?

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   Nick
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 6:44 am

   Completely agree. Nothing would make me happier than the group (or at the very least just Snooki) to get kicked out of the country. Either way, this stunt is the straw that broke the camels back. I refuse to watch this show after this pathetic pig is joking about the accident.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 9:15 am

   I’m pretty sure some production assistant went to buy that brace. Trust it will be part of the show/script next season. Snooki didn’t think of this on her own..and even if she did, she lacks follow-thru so I doubt she would go out and get a neck brace. No, I think she was just doing as she was told.

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   TRASH01
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 9:27 am

   You’re the one who keeps on reporting anything this ugly trashy midget does. So I wonder what that makes YOU!

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   Nads
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 9:38 am

   I don’t think anyone was seriously injured in the crash. It was just a fender bender, and Snooki got her international license revoked for 15 days. She’s an idiot nontheless, but that’s just her.

   @Nick- they should be kicked out of the country if they keep up their behavior. They make me laugh, but when all is said and done these kids think they’re invincible.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 10:07 am

   @Nick and @Nads-I believe they are leaving in a week or so. Just look at the gold the editors have. Ronnie and Mike fighting, Snooki being her same ol’ self, Florence hating them and confirming every stereotype they might have of Americans, and goodness knows what Deena and even JWoWW have done since there.

   @Trash-Newsgasm is news of the day, I would think mostly pop culture and, when appropriate, serious news. I don’t think Nads can help that Snooks and Kim Z are the news of the hour. Take your own advice perhaps?

   @Nads-Since TRASH is indicating you are like Snookie, does that make you “gah-bage”? HAHA.

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   Nads
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 10:30 am

   Wow @TRASH01 – that’s harsh. I guess I am a trashy “midget,” for reporting on pop culture. And the correct term is little person. Oh, and while you’re at it…get off our site. Thanks.

   Thank you @Parisi LaRoe for sticking up for me! What’s wrong w/ these people? It’s as if I made up the news. ha.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted June 2, 2011 at 10:45 am

   @Nads-You have your first, albeit, comment war! When you and Flip podgasm, you can share your news!

   You are welcome too. I hate people who are ignorant over something that you cannot control. I think if you made up your news (which would be 10x better than the drivel that is actual news), it would be a whole lot more interesting and cooler than Snooki, Kim Z popping out another kid, and a neck brace.

   No one messes with Nads. LOL
   -Angela

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    Nads
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:04 am

    @Parisi – LOL! I love you. You’re amazing.

    COMMENT WAR!!!!!!!

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:11 am

    PROSTITUTION WHORE! *table flip*

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    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Trash’s name speaks for his/herself, no?

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    Nads
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I’m dying. I think I have some of Trash’s weave in my hand still. whoops! You guys are amazing.

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    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Does she/he not know I have a plethora of Bad Girls at my disposal? All I have to do is shout ‘I’m gonna cut a bitch’ and the girls know it’s game time! It’s really the best battle cry of all time, I think.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:38 am

    The Jersey kids are so over-exposed now that nothing they could do would really effect me. I could read “Snooki skins and eats infant in Vatican Square while hiding a dirty nuclear device inside her vagina!” and I’d be like “Whatevs. Guess I’ll Google ‘nude pics of Natalie Portman’ again…”

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:44 am

    And really, everything they do is designed to shock and incite us, thereby extending their 15 minutes… As soon as we start attacking our friendly neighborhood pop culture news provider, Snooki’s officially got us by the short and curlies…

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    yummy
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    LOL, I can’t believe some of you are actually upset about this. Who cares that she faked an injury? Just roll your eyes and move along.

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    vallegirl
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    I thought Snook’s vag WAS a dirty nuclear device.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Ha!

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    I’m just waiting for someone to tell you to stop hating or “hatting.”

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    @PlathAddict and Vellegirl-HAHAHA.

    I just don’t get how it would be funny except if it was on April Fool’s Day. It is just a stupid joke to begin with. She probably thought it matched her manicure really well and when someone told her that she looked like she got injured Snookin’ For Love, she took it off. Idiot.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    I don’t know Nads, maybe we shouldn’t discount this as a stupid joke. Maybe, just maybe, this is the same neck brace that OBAMA wore at some point. You know back when he was being born in a different country maybe? There. That should really get the comment war started. Fingers crossed.

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    Nads
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    OMG. YES! Will this start a comment war?

    Sarah Palin is a tranny? And Go!

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    Sarah Palin is a tranny? I just thought she was gay!
    You’re welcome.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    It’s kind of obvious though…her sunglasses chain is like…caught under the brace. What kind of seriously injured person does that?

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    Nads
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 9:14 am

    @PlathAddict – LOL.

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    @I said that to my father today and boy, was that the wrong thing to say to a very CONSERVATIVE, Pastor, Republican. It is still funny though.

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    Robinez
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    @PlathAddict,

    You sound so much like another poster here..hmm..as a matter of fact when I read your post’s I expect to see someone else’s addy at the end..Maybe I am reading too many post’s one after the other..but you just truly remind me of someone.

    Robin

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    @Robinez, I think I’ll take that as a compliment. As long as the other poster isn’t a douche!

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    Nads
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 9:24 am

    Is there a real comment war happening? This is so exciting!

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 10:12 am

    I am doing all I can to help you out Nads!

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 10:23 am

    @Nads-We are getting there. We just need Trash to come back and get mad. I HATE one time posters who talk smack and leave, especially about one of my favorite people on here.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 11:41 am

    I guess I should come clean. My real name is Susan Saunders and I think all of you are anti-semites and deserve to have your pets stolen from you! There, I feel better!

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    @PlathAddict-That’s the spirit!

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    @Parisi LaRoe, I do what I can! Also did you hear that DONALD TRUMP was having an affair with NeNe and Star at the time of the filming of Celebrity Apprentice? That’s totally why Star and NeNe had a falling out. And it’s totally why Donald fired both of them. It’s true!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    @PlathAddict..who are you? Can we really believe that you are writing under just one name when you already sound so familiar?

    Whatevs! Funny, I was also told that I ‘sounded’ like someone else. Then implications led to accusations that I was using ‘alts’ or pseudonyms on the site. Instead of telling the person that I take it as a compliment that my writing style is recognized (the high road), I told her it was silly to even suggest that I would need to hide behind another moniker to express my opinion. This lead to a comment war. Yaaaaaay! So, Plath, you are well on your way. All wars start with at least one good conspiracy theory.

    *cue ominous music*

    Btw, Nene is pregnant with Gary Busey’s love child. The sonogram showed a perfectly formed baby with a full set of teeth. The doppler picked up, not only a heartbeat, but the faint sound of the fetus hissing like a cat.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 1:12 am

    @sarcasatire YES! YES! Let’s do this!

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 1:22 am

    So, do I have to go through the trouble of creating another account to start this war? Because I am just way too lazy to do that.

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 5:11 am

    @Plath-Ironically, I thought of the same thing last night.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 11:12 am

    @Plath..you needn’t start a new account. The comment that you sound so much like another poster implies that you are already writing under multiple accounts. Conspiracy theory #1.

    And conspiracy theories are like a flame war battle cry. You only hear them when someone’s looking for a fight.

    (I think I hear a rumbling in the distance.)

    Good luck! and Godspeed. lol

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 5, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    Come on people! Do a comment war for Nads!!!

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 6, 2011 at 6:56 am

    Damn, I was so hoping to get something started for Nads. It all kind of fizzled out though.

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    featherhead
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    How’s this…. You were a non-motherfucking factor Bitch!! I’ll tell Evelyn to send you a tee shirt!!

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    @featherhead, that ugly ass t shirt is more of an insult than the actual insult.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Bwah! I love you guys! I wonder if anyone is actually buying those shirts?

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 8, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    @Plath-If anyone did, I would be surprised. I mean, I made better shirts in elementary school.

    @TRASH01-You suck. Come back and insult us, for Nads sake. We want a comment war if every time we check this thread we see Snooki. We deserve some compensation for her sake!

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    Robinez
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 12:49 am

    This is the most schizophrenic thread I have ever seen.

    Half the folks want to start a comment war. The other half is confused about who they want to start it with. The other half is making sure that the other two halves know how hard it is to be in a comment war while agreeing with the others. Somebody else is trying to sell t-shirts? And a capper is in the middle of it?

    Lovely. Never thought that I would see the day when a recapper would get into the dirt with a poster.I kinda held them in high regard. A bit crazy, yes, a bit nutzo ok, but that has always been a part of the charm of the cappers here and it has always been appreciated.

    The good ones also make sure that we share the same disregard for the bad guy. And the bad guy isn’t each other.

    Yes, I still think that this recapper sounds like someone else,no I am not convinced that the ISP makes any difference. I can cc&p too.

    Not trying for a war. As a matter of fact, I have been gone for 5 days and am leaving again tom without my LT or a thought in my mind concerning this. I live in Fla after all. I did love this place at one time though. ..

    Y’all Take Care, Robin

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 1:29 am

    Yay! Robin’s back! I’d always known a comment war couldn’t start without her! Just look at the history. Sure, recappers around here see the wars as a joke, nothing to take seriously, so it’s kinda funny when they say that they miss them. The truth is..the gasm has been much more peaceful these days. Enough so that one can joke about flame wars because they seem a distant memory.

    But to accuse a recapper of writing as someone else? Baloney. And to bring up IP addresses again? Sillier still.I don’t know what’s your obsession with IPs. You even accused me of having access to them at the Gasm and you and your friends even went so far as to accuse Flipit of giving them to me. The best (craziest!) conspiracy theory yet!

    Now, I’m not going to bring up the coincidence of the absence of conflict coinciding with your absence from the site..that would be unkind. But I will say, that you were the only one to accuse a recapper (PlathAddict) of ‘sounding’ like another poster and threatening to cc&p (copy & paste) to prove it. Dems fighting words!

    (Part of me is curious as to who you think she is writing as..remember, I love a conspiracy theory, so please, do share!)

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Oh boy. I was just doing as a joke for when Nads says she never gets a comment war on the podgasm.

    @Robin-I like you kid (I actually respect you a lot more than I did because you are hysterical) but don’t think Nads is at fault. I was the one who made the remark because someone said Nads was wrong about reporting the news about Snookie. I think Nads is one the best people on here and I don’t take kindly when people insult her because she recaps NEWS not shows.

    I mean, it is NADS for pete’s sake! NADS! I read newsgasm for the celebrity gossip more than Perez now (except if I get a gossip letter in my email) because Nads makes fun of everybody equally. It is also funny too.

    I mean, I may not agree with your opinion Robinez, but you really grew on me and I respect you. I hope you come back here soon. I honestly don’t have an opinion on the whole thing you and Sarcastire are commenting about because I wasn’t really feeling one side or the other and I didn’t really understand it before it got locked out by Flipit.

    Anyway, that is all. I hope to see all of you around here still because it is fun.

    -Angela

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Hey Angela..Just so you know, my remarks were not meant to bring back any of the conflicts in that old thread except to point out the similarities of what is happening on this one. Robin is implying PlathAddict is writing under ‘alt’ names and saying she (Robin) didn’t need to check IP addys because she could cc&p to prove it.

    Now, I like PlathAddict and read her recaps. And like you, Angela and many other Gasmii, I defend recappers if/when they are unfairly targeted. I don’t think people should come here and start picking apart the recappers. Not personally, anyway. Sure, like I said, I was accused of the same thing (using ‘alts’), and fine, I got over it. I’m not even upset about any of that stuff anymore..it’s water under the bridge. But the recappers here dedicate hours to their recaps and screencaps and juicy gossipy news and don’t deserve to be undermined by unfounded accusations. In the words of Stephanie Tanner (pre-meth), “How rude!”

    Robin, if you’re reading this, no one here really wants another comment war. It was all in jest. We all know wars around here can get really nasty and no one wants that. But a fun little debate about Star vs Nene can entertain us for days!

    Heck, instead of a comment war, I recommend we play the dozens. I have a plethora of ‘yo momma’ jokes I’m dying to use!

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    Stewinberri
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Robin I noticed you were away for awhile. Were you by any chance in Dallas attending the NBA finals or at Shaq’s retirement presser and party? Are you on your way to Miami for the final games? What the Fuck is up with ‘Bron? Is his mom “dating” another of his teammates? It’s speculated his problems are “off the court.” Now this is the kinda shit I would really like to know. Any news on this is greatly appreciated. I know you have a life and all, but help a sistah out.

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    J-Mo
    Posted June 11, 2011 at 3:20 am

    I have an erection right now, and it has NOTHING to do with Snooki.

    There I go oversharing again.

    love, J-Mo

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 11, 2011 at 6:05 am

    @J-Mo-LOL. That is why you are one of my favorites. Top Chef can’t come soon enough.

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    Stewinberri
    Posted June 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    Snooki, Snooki? Is this what this newsgasm was about?