Snooki Shows Off Her Baby

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By Nads | | 4:00 am | 33 Comments
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Snooki and baby Lorenzo are gracing the cover of People this week. Her and Jionni LaValle welcomed their baby boy after Snooki endured 24 hours of labor. She told People, “It’s a different kind of love that I never felt before.” So, does that mean she loves it more than Red Bull/Vodka, and her pink fuzzy slippers? Just wondering…

Snooki also told People that the name Lorenzo was inspired by a kid Jionni knew from his hometown. I would assume the name Lorenzo is pretty common where he’s from–so which kid he was inspired by, who knows, but it was “A” Lorenzo.

That’s a cute baby, but I bet you he has more back hair than me. 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

33 Comments

  1. 1
    alicecarroll13
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 5:38 am

    i think we all should be nice to snooki..this could mean shes ended her drunken ways..partying and humping plants…out of all of them she could be the only one who ends up living a normal life…

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 5:58 am

    Congrats and glad the baby is healthy. I think she dodged a bullet there.

    Anyone else thinking The Snookster got a nose job?

  3. 3
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 6:45 am

    I am glad the baby is healthy and at least we won’t have Jersey Shore AND Snooki and J-WoWW to watch. Too much Snooki on TV might give everyone an STD.

  4. 4
    considerthis
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Helarious with the crucifix and Italian flag booties – already a guido!

  5. 5
    msjacqmills
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:13 am

    Cute baby.

    Gypsy – not only did she get a nose job, but her picture is so touched up it looks like she’s entering it in a Glitz pageant.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Wow!!! Lorenzo is the nym of one of the neatest people I know!! Good job Snooks!

    @MJM, you beat me to it. My first thought was that Snooks’ next move could be to T&T with that photoshopping.

  7. 7
    msjacqmills
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:27 am

    And, that picture of Pink in the corner – LOVE!

  8. 8
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Gypsy – Her nose does look suspicious. It could be the airbrushing, but who knows?

  9. 9
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 8:52 am

    THANK YOU !!!! I knew she looked different and Mama Cawfee had 5 kids and her nose never changed, so she cant blame it on birthin’ a baby.

    He is a sweet little guy– cute as a button–we are sure the baby isnt a lil’ Sitcher??? I am going by hairline.

    Please Baby Jesus make sure there is an advocate for baby Lorenzo–that a responsible adult is ensuring money is put aside for his education and future.

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 9:01 am

    @Gypsy & Nads. Totes agree about the nose, but is it due to the surgeon’s or the photoshopper’s skill? Subsequest pix will tell.

    As for the nose looking suspicious, it isn’t guilty of nearly the things the rest of Snooks’s body parts have done.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 9:31 am

    @All, I think you can see pre-birth pics of her with alledged nose job.

    Another question why is that baby wearing a tee shirt with a fake cross stitched on it? Surely she can spring for a mall kiosk chain and crusifix, no?

    Glitzy Pig Dingo Babies!

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Possible– okay, probable nose-job, def photoshop. At least she doesn’t look like a surprised cat, like somebody we could mention.

  13. 13
    lindaw205
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 10:27 am

    You know, everytime one of these reality show “stahs” make the headlines I always wonder “What would George Carlin think about all this?”. I miss his humor and would love to hear his take about trashy reality shows and famewhores.

  14. 14
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 11:03 am

    At least heidi Klum is looking fabu!

  15. 15
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 11:25 am

    @Gypsy, at least Heidi had something to work with. Like beauty. Poor Snooks was shortchanged right from the get-go.

  16. 16
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 11:48 am

    ‘Tis True. SSC…Leann on the other hand…ACK.

  17. 17
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 11:56 am

    @Gypsy, all too true. But at least she has a voice. Like it or not.

    BTW– did some research (extensive, exhaustive research…AOL is so difficult to mine) and sure enough. That schnozz has been altered.

  18. 18
    Hops
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    My first thought was “what a horrible picture of Snooki. She looks weird and she can look really good sometimes.” Glad that there others picking this photoshop-ness.

  19. 19
    kloewent
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    I don’t buy People mag, but is that chick really a big enough draw for the cover? I would think her audience would be rather small, like people who watch MTV.

  20. 20
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Oh I’m sure it’s much bigger than MTV unfortunately.

  21. 21
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Good – I thought the photo was retouched to the n’th degree.

    Thank God that the baby wasn’t a girl. We wouldn’t be able to see her under the faux leopard onesie and huge bedazzled headband.

  22. 22
    Bobbi
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    He’s absolutely beautiful. God bless him.

  23. 23
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    That baby looks drunk.

  24. 24
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Sorry. *stands in corner*

    *giggles silently*

  25. 25
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    Silly SarClassy, of course he looks drunk. He’s been marinating in all that alchohol mommy drank for all those years before he was born. His amniotic fluid was 80 proof.

  26. 26
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 7:02 am

    Hey this cover must be one of the rare ones that isnt sporting our own Tre Guidice and damning headline. Good thing Snooki had the baby when she did—Tre needs a couple of weeks off mag covers.

  27. 27
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 8:43 am

    Welp Sarcas, I think Snook was concerned about that b/c she allegedly concieved around NYE when she was on a month long bender. More so than the uz. Thanks SSC for the confirmation.

    Snook better be careful. I think she has the same surgeon who performed Lil’ Kim’s Rhinoplasty. The main difference here is I love Lil Kim and wish she didn’t alter her face. Snooki just better be careful…

  28. 28
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 8:48 am

    @Gypsy, well with the beak Snooks was sporting, it really WAS a Rhino-plasty.

  29. 29
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 9:16 am

    @SSC, I saw that! Thank you for your research efforts, now we have confirmation! I feel vindicated!

  30. 30
    Melanie
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Looks like she got veneers too…

  31. 31
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 1:54 am

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  32. 32
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 4:40 am

    KM, is that you?

  33. 33
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 4:54 am

    @Robin, number 10 is fantastic…lololol.

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