Snooki: The Author

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By Nads | Wednesday, September 29, 2010 | 1:29 pm | 3 Comments
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Snooki is getting published! Yay! She can write! Her new book is called (tentative title) A Shore Thing, and it’s going to be about a single girl looking for love on the Jersey Shore. Shocking! Isn’t that what we see every week? She’s either fighting with a dude, trying to solicit a three-some with JWoww, or making out with a random juice head.

I don’t know if she can write better than she drinks, eats pickles, or baby cry, but the important thing is that she can WRITE, and complete a full sentence!!! That’s something to celebrate! I wish I could have ghost written her book. I’d throw in random “wahs,” just to make it sound authentic.

Her book is due out early next year. And if her book is proportionate to her size, it should be able to fit in your back pocket! Yay! Romance in your right cheek, who could ask for more? But, be careful though, it could get drunk, and jump out of your back pocket, and try to steal a bike.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted September 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    She has a big ick factor, though . . .

  2. 2
    nads
    Posted September 29, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    by ick do you mean with a d? :-)

  3. 3
    Bahu Rupiya
    Posted September 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Whatcha wanna bet the cover art will feature leopard? Lots of leopard.

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