Snooki: The Perfume?

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By Nads | Wednesday, August 10, 2011 | 3:02 pm | 16 Comments
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Snooki has officially made it. She’s landed her own fragrance, and it’s probably going to end up at a discount store weeks after it makes a big launch. I love how “branding” is so formulaic…first they’re on TV or they make it in music, then they write a book, then they either launch a clothing line or land a fragrance line.

I have a feeling the bottle will look something like this:

pukeL’eau de Snooki

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    Rebecca Fialkowski
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    I must imagine that if you polled women, “Snooki” is about the last thing they’d aspire to smell like

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Nads-That pumpkin picture had me laughing so hard that I spat out my soda. Very funny! I would have put up a garbage can and put “The Shore” on it. Then again, that is why I am not a writer.

  3. 3
    ohralphie
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    Huh, I had no idea that crabs had an odor.

  4. 4
    Robin Robinez
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    @olralphie

    They do when they are cooked and lay around too long. :-)

    TC, Robin

  5. 5
    Jaycee
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    It’ll smell like self-tanner, hairspray and Summer’s Eve with just a hint of vomit.

  6. 6
    Fan-Ann
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    I wonder about the shape of the bottle. A vibrator? Titays? A bump-it? Valtrex?

  7. 7
    BedHeadJen
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    She looks like she has the same burnt smell that my oven has on self clean mode.

  8. 8
    Pegster
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Top note: pickles

  9. 9
    sheesh
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 5:08 am

    It will be called “Crabs are Heaaah!”

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 5:36 am

    @sheesh…nice…lol

    @Jaycee, and a dash of smush room. I can see this scent flying off of the shelves.

  11. 11
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 5:42 am

    Or Meatballs.

  12. 12
    Melissa Wray
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Are hairspray and the smell of hair gel gonna be main components of this…uh, “fragrance?”

    Oh, never mind, I’m thinking of Pauly D.

  13. 13
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 8:12 am

    Clean up in aisle FAIL!

  14. 14
    dearcrabby
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Smells like bad grammar and a “scorching case of herpes.”

  15. 15
    ellemck1
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Is it called Ewwwwwwwww de Snooki? Definitely running out to the store before this crap is out of stock…

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    If I wanted my nose to burn, I’d stick it in the Sitch’s ass crack.

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