Snooki: The Situation Is Broke!

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By Nads | Thursday, November 3, 2011 | 2:15 pm | 13 Comments
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Snooki did an interview with GQ Magazine that’s a fun read…The best part of the interview was when she said she didn’t read books. I love her honestly.

She also dished that The Situation is broke! She said, “I save [my money.] ‘Jersey Shore’ is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike [‘The Situation’]. He’s already broke!”

Ha! Serves him right. Knowing him, he’ll try to sue Snooki for defamation of character for saying that. He’s such a douchebag! I have a feeling that this upcoming season of Jersey Shore will be the downfall of The Situation. As for Snooki, I’d love to see her have a spinoff as a financial planner for guidettes. Could be funny.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Man, I can’t wait to see pictures of her in 10 years.

  2. 2
    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Snooki also has a gajillion businesses going from clothing to jewelry to perfume, plus her book deals! She has a hair extensions line & God knows what else. Nails? She is working these 15 minutes! I don’t know what all the Situation has besides some workout video.
    Snooki & JWOWW are also doing a spin off. “Mo money! Mo money! Mo money!” Wayans Bros – In Living Color.

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 5:13 am

    hahahahahahahahaha— I love her too—dumb as a bag of rocks. But yes– she has a lot of projects and isnt she a brand herself. If Mike hasn’t done that– dumb him.
    Hey Mike– Kim K is available– you like short girls with thick thighs and long dark hair– just saying.

  4. 4
    Mommyqct
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:00 am

    LOL – Mike also has a line …called Luxury Laces…I thought it was just shoelaces, but apprently after checking out the website its a fshion / jewlery line… http://www.luxurylaces.com/
    He is such a douche…

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:08 am

    That would explain why he was trying to glom onto her in Italy. She’s the ‘gravy’ train, so to speak.

    Not sure how accurate this link is but, that’s what it’s saying his net worth is as of today. Could Snooki exacting revenge over Jionni-Gate? Possibly.

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/mike-situation-sorrentino-net-worth/

  6. 6
    mere2142
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 8:53 am

    @Mommy – that Luxury Laces line isn’t Mike’s – it was started by some guys in Rhode Island that my cousin went to high school with. Pauly D is a friend of theirs which is probably why all of those guys are on their site. And somehow this guy is a millionaire by selling shoelaces. I really took a wrong turn somewhere in my life!

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Mere2142 don’t beat youself up too hard. Remeber you introduced us all to TheReal/FauxMilania on Twitter. That changed my life.

    Also, shoelace millionaires? Sounds like a Buddy Cianci operation ;-)

  8. 8
    mere2142
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Thanks Gypsy. It’s the little things, right! ;-)

    Isn’t Buddy still in the slammer? I still laugh on family guy that every time they show Buddy Cianci Jr. High!

    Oh and the shoelace dude was the best man at a wedding I attended – he was stoned beyond belief. His entire speech consisted of him saying ‘Do the right thing’ about 12 times. It’s now a family tradition that we end all speeches with ‘Do the right thing’.

  9. 9
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    “I don’t read…It’s not my style.”

    hahahahahahaha

  10. 10
    yeschef
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Amazing that the situation blew threw the 2.5 million he had earned back in 2010.

    Snooki on the other hand only made 750,000 last year.

    FYI for the poster wondering what the Situation was involved with check out clothing and other products. He has whole products line you can buy at his offical website.

  11. 11
    kthxbai
    Posted November 5, 2011 at 6:01 am

    There’s a whole mess of different ways of being smart.

    That’s how come we all know people that are dumb as a box of hair but everything they do turns into a bucket of money.

    And then there’s some others that always got good grades and did everybody’s high school homework when they were 7 and talk like a book report full of vocabulary words.

    But no matter how hard they try they can’t ever get anybody to pay them a check big enough for rent or to be the 1 that buys the pizza.

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 7:24 am

    Mere2142, that sounds about right re: The Sholace best man. Gotta love those RI’ers. (I lived there for a bit so I can relate)

    I’ve also seen my share of Cianci passed at the bar at Mediteranio with his murdered out state car with the “1″ plates out front, on Federal Hill. He may be back in jail now; it’s been more than few years since I’ve lived there but, he was on his second term, post prison sentence, at that point.

    Man R.I. loves their Fobster drama. (Also I think that is James Wood High School of Family Guy fame but really what’s the diff, it’s still funny!)

    To be a fly on the wall for that best man’s speech! LOL.

  13. 13
    #jerseyshorefan
    Posted November 9, 2011 at 6:44 am

    The Situation has alot of buisness deals! He’s actually going to be making alot of money. Snooki just hates him so she’s going to say hateful things about him! He’s even got his own clothing line at officialsituation.com . Looks to me like these guys are taking advantage of this and running with it. We could only wish to get as lucky at these guys did! To get paid for partying and smushing on TV! Not bad…

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