Snooki vs. Snooki

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By Nads | | 4:24 am | 2 Comments
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snooki vs snookiCrouching Snooki, Hidden Tanner

Bobby Moynihan’s Snooki is set to face-off the real Snooki on MTV’s New Year’s Eve Bash. It’s going to be Oompa Loompa vs. Oompa Loompa, and it’s going to be a big ol’ sh*t show. How many crotch shots do you think we can we count on? I hope for all of our sake that the real Snooki wears underwear.

Do you think the real Snooks will get jealous of Bobby’s bra cup size? She should! He’s got a great set of moobs going on. His moobs put Simon Cowell’s old moobs to shame. I kind of miss Simon’s moobs, don’t you?

What New Year’s show will you be watching? MTV, Dick Clark, CNN, Telemundo???

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    sheesh
    Posted December 17, 2010 at 5:59 am

    Of course Snookie wears underwear. Saw them plenty last season.

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 17, 2010 at 9:18 am

    You know how aliens in the movies always use some trick to look like us, but they always give it away by being slightly “off”? They talk strangely, or act weird, or a human can just tell there’s something “wrong” about them?

    Well, get Will Smith on the phone, ’cause I just figured out why Snooki repels me so much. And why she must be destroyed.

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