Snooki Won’t Be In The Shore House This Season

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By Nads | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 | 2:25 pm | 5 Comments
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Snooki is not going to be in the Shore house this upcoming seasonof Jersey Shore. Damn! They’re taking away all the fun! TMZ is reporting that MTV is putting Snooks and her man in a pad near THE Shore house where all the magic happens. Something tells me that this will be Jersey Shore’s last season, and Snooki is setting herself up for yet another spinoff. It’ll be Teen Mom 4 years too late.

I can picture it all now…everyone getting wasted, while Snooki goes into labor. Can we say juxtaposition?

I’m curious if The Situation is going to fall off the wagon or if he’ll make nice with Snooki and be her manny? Now that would be quite the spinoff: Two Juiceheads, a Guidette and a Baby.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Surgeon General’s warning: Axe fumes may be hazardous to your health.

  2. 2
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    I think Mike will try to dig up dirt on the baby and get T-Bird, or whatever his name is, to get in on it with him. The baby will start throwing shit and he/she will be the newest addition to the Shore house.

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 8:43 am

    Fun hadda end sometime I guess—–I think Deena was trying to get an on-going story line for herself by season’s end. She really grew on me–she is so harmless. I want good things for her—like a spin-off with one Lauren Manzo!!!!!!!!!!
    Hey aren’t Pauly D and Mike or Vinny going to be doing a Dating Game/Batchelor show?????? I think the girl is hidden ad introuduces herself and (ala The Voice) they spin their chair around if they want a date. Did I dream this???

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Will Snooki be on “Pregnant in Heels” ??????

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 9:11 am

    T-Bird well that ain’t nobody that’s just my baby daddy…

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