Snooki’s Big Plans

Snooki told Rolling Stone that she wants a Jessica Simpson size Empire. She said, “When Jersey Shore ends I’m going to do more spinoffs…If MTV doesn’t want them, another network will be, like, ‘What does Snooki do now?’ or ‘Snooki’s getting married!’ What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions…I’m trying to build an empire, because after this I can’t get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?”

She’s right, she’s kind of our next Jessica, but way funnier. I’ve been calling her MTV‘s next LC, but she’s not that at all. She’s totally Jessica. I swear I can listen to Snooki read the phone book, and I wouldn’t be bored. I hope her spinoff with JWoww gets greenlit! Although, I was sorely disappointed to see how unfunny JWoww was without Snooki in interviews. Snooki by herself is amazing…Snooki with Jwoww is amazing…but, JWoww by herself–NOT SO MUCH.

Snooki also said that she rarely smushes on camera. She said, “The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend,” she says. “The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex.”

If she doesn’t like smushing on camera, then she needs to shut her mouth about “getting it in.” Although the episode where she kept forgetting Gianni’s name was priceless. It reminded me of the first season with the duck phone.

I can’t wait to see the Snooki Empire. God help us all.