Snooki’s Boyfriend Pops the Question

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By Nads | Monday, August 30, 2010 | 3:50 pm | 4 Comments
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Snooki’s boyfriend, Jeff Miranda is on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine on one-knee proposing to Snooki. He said, “I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

When asked about being with a reality star he said, “It came with the territory. But I’m willing to put up with it for Nicole. I just want to be with Nicole and make her happy. I can make her the happiest girl in the world. I have very strong feelings for her.”

Didn’t Jeff say that he wants nothing to do with being on TV, or like any attention at all? Then, why is he on the cover of a magazine, shirtless, in army fatigues? And didn’t it come out that he auditioned for the first season of Jersey Shore, and didn’t make it? Next thing you know he’s going to ask Snooki for money to buy her an engagement ring.

I smell a rat, Snooks! My advice: keep Snookin’ for love, and dump the man in camo.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 30, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    When the blood tests come back showing that she’s a horrifying mutant, they won’t be allowed to marry anyway…

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 12:48 am

    I’m with you, Nads! Poor Snooks..these guys are just using her for fame.
    Or, are we (society) the mean ones? I mean, if we heard that JWOWW has a boyfriend, we may not automatically think he is a fame whore. We’d think he likes rock-hard boobs that reside in the eastern and western hemisphere, respectively. So..maybe subconciously we don’t think Snooky-wooky is pretty/sexy enough to keep having dudes fall in love with her…mostly because when she was a ‘Season one-unknown’, she couldn’t hook up to save her life. Aww…poor snooks, you’re getting it from all sides. keep snookin’ until you find yourself a camera-shy sweetheart. Or, retrace your steps until you find your way back at that restaurant in VA/NC. That dude was totally into you….so what if he can’t fist pump? lol

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 4:07 am

    I consciously don’t think Snooky-wookie is pretty/sexy enough to keep having dudes fall in love with her. I think she’s deformed. When they dig her little Oompa Loompa fossils out of a rock layer a million years from now, the paleontologists are going to say “WTF???”

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 4:14 am

    Nah… she’s gonna be the new Venus of Willendorf..revered for years to come!

    Or, they’re gonna claim her as an undiscovered species and thus, their new God! Her silohuette will be carved into cave walls from here ’till infinity.

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