Snooki’s New Accessory

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, June 1, 2011 | 10:00 am | 9 Comments
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Over the weekend, our little Snooks hit a cop car in Florence (her police escorts), got her driver’s license revoked, and now could be facing a civil action suit. How insane is that? Ironically, she didn’t have any alcohol in her system for once…and thank GOD for that because she could have really gotten the book thrown at her. I think the funniest thing about this story is the picture that goes along with it. She wears her neck brace like it’s an accessory.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    mick
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 10:08 am

    That crappy square-tipped manicure really sets off the neckbrace, don’t you think?

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 10:20 am

    She got 5 inches taller with the brace! It is the new platform shoe for women who are short!

  3. 3
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    WTF was she doing driving in Italy? They’re insane over there. Even NORMAL people would have trouble keeping up.

  4. 4
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    I’m pretty sure that if her glasses fall off, that pearl necklace thing will not keep them from plummeting to the ground……since it’s dangling in front of her head…..lolz

  5. 5
    2muchbravo
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    I guess she doesn’t care how totally stoopid she looks.

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    BOO. It was fake. Witch gets our hopes up for NOTHING

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted June 1, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    Just saw that. Big boo. I’m gonna newgasm about it now for the morning.

  8. 8
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 1:07 am

    I swear you can get herpes just by looking at that woman for too long.

  9. 9
    JasonR
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Actually injured her neck from overdoing it giving blowjobs to the gorilla juiceheads of Florence.

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